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Song Parodies -> "Torture Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Soldier Boy"

Original Performer:

The Shirelles

Parody Song Title:

"Torture Boy"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Satire about Bush's new Attorney General, Alberto Gonzalez, who as former White House counsel co-authored the infamous memos advising Bush to ignore the Geneva Conventions banning torture as war crimes
(instrumental intro)

Torture Boy...
Bush's A.G., Torture Boy...
Shill for W.

Hired to serve Shrub,
Covered up his past flubs.
Made Gonzalez able to
Put the screws to you.
Now the whole world
Hates the Shrub for torture.
Who enabled torture?
Gonzalez, that is who!

Bush never said "no,"
So torture followed.
Who made it so?
Gonzalez, that's who.
To hidden ports or foreign shores
Torture suspects were procured.
Screw you, W!

Torture Boy...
Bush's little Torture Boy...
Shill for W.

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