Hon, let's talk.
In England, you dance; you don't just walk.
At Buckingham, you're dining here with me,
In front of the Queen.
You showed up in blue jeans!

Honey, eat.
We can't do nothing, since you're in your seat.
But if you'll pardon me, I'd like to say...
It's not okay, to show up in blue jeans.

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Are they too tight?
Are they too tight, or too high?
Do not groan; you'll perspire.
Don't walk around on the grounds,
Or the press will report on the wire.

No funny talk.
In England, you dance, you don't just walk.
At Buckingham, you're dining here with me,
In front of the Queen.
You showed up in blue jeans, Barb...

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