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Song Parodies -> "Fund, Fund, Fund"

Original Song Title:

"Fun, Fun, Fun"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Fund, Fund, Fund"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Another Holier-Than-Thou Republican's hypocrisy exposed: Wall Street Journal editorialist John Fund, famous for his anti-Clinton polemics, was recently arrested for assaulting ex-girl friend Morgan Pillsbury, with whom he had a secret affair years after dating her mother.
(instrumental intro)

John Fund's story is bizarre,
'Bout abuse, listen and understand now.
To Bill Clinton, he was an adversary;
Johnny's hide has been tanned now.
His old lady has blasted his abuse,
Of the physical kind now.
Now she says, "Fund, Fund, Fund,
You're a baddie, now just please go away!"

Now John Fund can't stand her,
'Cause she talked, and she made him lose face now.
(Made him lose face now, made him lose face...)
Because the Fortune 500 has now seen John Fund put in his place now.
(Put in his place now, put in his place...)
Thrower of slime now must catch it,
Though he pleads, everyone's on his case now
(They're all on his case now, they're all on his case...)
Now she says, "Fund, Fund, Fund,
You're a baddie, now just please go away!"

(instrumental break)

Morgan knew before long, John was bad,
And she's wised up to him now.
(She's wised up to him now, she's wised up to him...)
It took a special brand of sleaze,
For he used to date her mom - fooled her, too, now.
(He shouldn't have lied now, he shouldn't have lied...)
It didn't take her long to leave this hypocrite, so what will he do now?
Now she says, "Fund, Fund, Fund,
You're a baddie, now just please go away!"
Now she says, "Fund, Fund, Fund,
You're a baddie, now just please go away!"

(Fund, Fund, Fund, You're a baddie, now just please go away!)
(Fund, Fund, Fund, You're a baddie, now just please go away!)
(Fund, Fund, Fund, You're a baddie, now just please go away!)
(Fund, Fund, Fund, You're a baddie, now just please go away!)

(repeat last refrain and fade)

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