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Song Parodies -> "Shrub Will Bomb Iraq"

Original Song Title:

"Loves Me Like A Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Paul Simon

Parody Song Title:

"Shrub Will Bomb Iraq"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

Bush is like a little boy.
He thinks that war is just a game.
Used P.R. voodoo...
Voodoo on sheep he's fooling.
It's a con - don't trust his ploy.
His regime is now under fire.

The Bushies love him, they love him.
But we just love to tease and bug him,
'Cause Shrub will bomb Iraq.
Distract us, bomb Iraq to save his regime.

After he bombed Afghanistan,
The terror threat remains the same.
Used P.R. voodoo...
Voodoo on sheep he's fooling.
Shrub's an overrated man.
Was asleep 'bout our security.

The Bushies love him, they love him.
But we just love to tease and bug him,
'Cause Shrub will bomb Iraq.
Distract us, bomb Iraq to save his regime.

He was installed the pResident.
He told Congress, "Play my game."
Supreme Court voodoo...
Used voodoo in their ruling.
They stole the presidential seal.
They crowned a fraud to run their oil kingdom.

The Bushies love him, they love him.
But we just love to tease and bug him,
'Cause Shrub will bomb Iraq.
Distract us, bomb Iraq to save his regime.

(Gospel refrain)
Shrub will bomb Iraq...
Shrub will bomb Iraq...
Shrub will bomb Iraq...
Shrub will bomb Iraq, Bush Baby...

(repeat gospel refrain and fade)

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