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(Refrain:)
Dubya went to Sweden - he got mooned by them!
Mooned by them, mooned by them!
His trip was a flop - he got mooned by them!
Mooned by them, mooned by them!

Dubya does not understand.
Never been to foreign lands.
Oh, Dubya does not understand
That Europe ain't Texas; his dumbass "charm"
Just doesn't work there no more.

Bush's ideas are despised
Throughout Europe as unwise.
Yes, Bush's ideas are despised.
He's pushing for Star Wars they don't want.
A right winger to the core.

Dubya went to Sweden - he got mooned by them!
Mooned by them, mooned by them!
His trip was a flop - he got mooned by them!
Mooned by them, mooned by them!

On global warming, Bush reneged,
Though the world's nations begged.
On global warming, Bush reneged.
He claims that "the science is unsound."
He won't make Big Business sore.
And what comes out of Bush's mouth?
Mangled speech, from the South.
And what comes out of Bush's mouth?
His handlers all wish he'd stick to the script.
Or else, wish he wouldn't talk!

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It didn't take long to find out
He's faithful to the Right.
It didn't take long to find that
Europeans don't think he's bright.

Dubya went to Sweden - he got mooned by them!
Mooned by them, mooned by them!
His trip was a flop - he got mooned by them!
Mooned by them, mooned by them!

Mooned by them, mooned by them!
Mooned by them, mooned by them!
Mooned by them, mooned by them!