-> "Dick and G.W.B."
Original Song Title:
"Me and Bobbi McGee"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Dick and G.W.B."
The Lyrics
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Dick said, "Brat! We're gonna lose, 'cause you got no brain."
These two corporate raiders fled the scene.
Dubya's Harken stock went down, just before he claimed
His windfall, the way he'd always seen.
Cheney was forced out from his dirty oil bonanza.
He was hopping mad at Halliburton's blues.
Other corporate raiders facing time,
And Dubya wringing hands; press finally
Dug up scandals, long past overdue.
Free market's just a word for making suckers lose.
Stocks are worthless now - how can it be?
Stealing goods were sleazy lords, whose lobby used a ruse.
Stealing goods because they paid the fee.
Paid a fee to Dick and G.W.B.
All his life, Bush had been lucky, even though he's called Dim Son.
Cheney hides his secrets in a hole.
Lied to the S.E.C. board 'bout every thing they've done.
Waited 'til their stock tanked, then they sold.
Dick Cheney had subpoena servers get chased away,
Daring Congress not to cross his line.
Dubya sold all our tomorrows for a tax cut yesterday.
Corporate big wigs only get a fine.
Free market's just a word for making suckers lose.
Stocks are worthless now - how can it be?
Stealing goods were sleazy lords, whose lobby used a ruse.
Stealing goods because they paid the fee.
Paid a fee to Dick and G.W.B.
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