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Song Parodies -> "The Pander Man"

Original Song Title:

"The Candy Man"

Original Performer:

Sammy Davis Jr.

Parody Song Title:

"The Pander Man"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

Who's the Fake, so unwise?
Who had staged a coup?
Bludgeoning democracy in favor of the few?
The Pander Man (The Pander Man).
The Pander Man can (The Pander Man can).
The Pander Man can, 'cause they fixed it for the Shrub.
He showed the world he's no good.

Where did Bush's brain go?
Hapless when he lies.
Faker is the son of Poppy Bush, and won his prize.
The Pander Man (The Pander Man).
The Pander Man can (The Pander Man can).
The Pander Man can, 'cause they fixed it for the Shrub.
He showed the world he's no good.

The Pander Man fakes.
Gall is what it takes,
While denying voters' wishes.
Talking 'bout those crooked Bushes...
Dubya's the one most vicious!

So, who will ache tomorrow?
Rip apart his dreams!
Legislative sorrow, as the right wing loses steam.
The Pander Man (The Pander Man).
The Pander Man can (The Pander Man can).
The Pander Man can, 'cause they fixed it for the Shrub.
He showed the world he's no good.

(long instrumental break - repeat above verses)

The Pander Man can, 'cause the right wing thinks he's should.

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