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Song Parodies -> "The Bomber"
Original Song Title:
"La Bamba"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Ritchie Valens
Parody Song Title:
"The Bomber"
Parody Written by:
William Tong
The Lyrics
Attorney General Ashcroft is now taking public flak for his hysterial handling of the arrest of the accused "dirty bomber" suspect, Jose Padilla
As sung by Ashcroft:
(instrumental intro)
I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber named Jose Padilla.
I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terror.
He's such a deceiver.
He's such a deceiver, a terrorist,
A terrorist, a terrorist.
Nabbed this boy - I'm a hero.
Nabbed this boy - I'm a hero.
Sound the alarm,
Sound the alarm,
Sound the alarm.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped him cold...
I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber named Jose Padilla.
I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terror.
He's such a deceiver.
(instrumental interlude)
I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber
Name Jose Padilla - I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terra.
He's such a deceiver.
He's such a deceiver, a terrorist,
A terrorist, a terrorist.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber...
(repeat and fade)
(instrumental intro)
I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber named Jose Padilla.
I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terror.
He's such a deceiver.
He's such a deceiver, a terrorist,
A terrorist, a terrorist.
Nabbed this boy - I'm a hero.
Nabbed this boy - I'm a hero.
Sound the alarm,
Sound the alarm,
Sound the alarm.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped him cold...
I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber named Jose Padilla.
I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terror.
He's such a deceiver.
(instrumental interlude)
I've arrested a bomber.
I've arrested a bomber
Name Jose Padilla - I hear he's a Muslim.
He's a converted Muslim, committing terra.
He's such a deceiver.
He's such a deceiver, a terrorist,
A terrorist, a terrorist.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber.
Stopped a bomber...
(repeat and fade)
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