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Song Parodies -> "Vote For Our Guy Or You'll Die"

Original Song Title:

"Eye In The Sky"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Alan Parsons Project

Parody Song Title:

"Vote For Our Guy Or You'll Die"

Parody Written by:

William Tong

The Lyrics

Vice President Cheney took fear mongering to a new level when he stated in public that the United States risked suffering another terrorist attack if voters make "the wrong choice" in November 2004 elections. As sung by Vice Emperor Dick Cheney to American voters:
(instrumental intro)

You'll be... sorry, if you're misled.
I'm not... telling fables of dread.
We've taken lots of chances at war,
But you're not gonna live like before;
Don't task me!
Terrorist foes... grow bold if you vote without thinking.

"Sixteen... words" from Bush's address?
Iraq... quagmire's still a success.
I've heard the accusations before:
My cronies on the take for this war.
Believe me...
We've won oil prize,
So we're criticized for receiving.

Vote for our guy or you'll die (George W.)
Do not heed your mind.
Terrorists break all the rules;
Healing's for fools.
We must feed our kind.
More troops must bleed to succeed in war;
You know that.
Bush can't be defied...
Bush can't be defied...
Bush can't be defied...
Bush can't be defied...

Don't grieve... no collusions you'll find.
Don't try... regime change isn't kind!
John Kerry cannot rule durin' our war.
'Cause you're not gonna live like before,
Believe me... Saddam had ties
To al-Qaeda; lines we're retrieving.

Vote for our guy or you'll die (George W.)
Do not heed your mind.
Terrorists break all the rules;
Healing's for fools.
We must feed our kind.
More troops must bleed to succeed in war;
You know that.
Bush can't be defied...
Bush can't be defied...
Bush can't be defied...
Bush can't be defied...

(repeat final line and fade)

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