(instrumental intro)

The Head Man is a moron.
Bush has the mind of an elf.
He rules the world,
Though he isn't profound.
Spin's so bad, can't you see it?
"Bush can do no wrong."
Party hacks are his best friends,
In case he falls down.

The Head Man is a moron.
Running out of time.
Trying to hold on for Big Oil's greed.
When he's on TV, shows discomfort.
Maxing out his brain.
Speaks with no moral authority.

Has no plan - Shrub's a moron.
Was given everything he had.
When he cracks under pressure, says Shrub:
"Cheney! Please go call my dad!"

The Head Man is a moron.
Budget's in the hole.
In '04, Bush will be history.
He's displayed that he's a fool.
He won't last, don't you know?
We despise his monarchy.

The Head Man is a moron,
Depending on his throng.
He thinks he can own the whole damned world.
Yes, the Head Man is a moron.
Slips on verbal banana peels.
Bush Baby, yeah, Bush Baby, this ain't your world.

The Head Man is a moron...

(repeat last line and fade)