Song Parodies -> Fraud In Town
| Original Song Title: | "Allentown" |
| Original Performer: | Billy Joel |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fraud In Town" |
| Parody Written by: | William Tong |
King Bush is the biggest fraud in town
Right wing's shutting our democracy down
Out in Washington they're biding time
Bracing for storms
Standing in line
Dubya's father fought the Second World War
Little George spent weekends trying to "score"
Now installed King of the U.S.A.
Right wing will dance
And get their way
Bush is now the biggest fraud in town
Bush's crown was to him handed down
By the Supreme Court, who saved the day
Bush's vote count's half a million down
Votes in Florida have never been found
Katherine Harris made sure she did save
George Bush's hide
Gore votes were waived
So his coronation will be a ball
But the country must remember it all
An election George Bush had to steal
'Cause he's a joke
An odious heel
Bush is now the biggest fraud in town
'Cause they had buried Gore votes down in the ground
And the black voters were chased away
Poppy's child must be pretty good - NOT!
Shrub at least got as far as his old man got
We know what happened by the fraud in that race
They had Katherine Harris as their ace
Shrub's the biggest fraud in Washington
It's not hard to knock the Bush man down
But we won't be saluting him today
He committed voter fraud his way
He's the biggest fraud in Washington
Right wing's shutting our democracy down
Out in Washington they're biding time
Bracing for storms
Standing in line
Dubya's father fought the Second World War
Little George spent weekends trying to "score"
Now installed King of the U.S.A.
Right wing will dance
And get their way
Bush is now the biggest fraud in town
Bush's crown was to him handed down
By the Supreme Court, who saved the day
Bush's vote count's half a million down
Votes in Florida have never been found
Katherine Harris made sure she did save
George Bush's hide
Gore votes were waived
So his coronation will be a ball
But the country must remember it all
An election George Bush had to steal
'Cause he's a joke
An odious heel
Bush is now the biggest fraud in town
'Cause they had buried Gore votes down in the ground
And the black voters were chased away
Poppy's child must be pretty good - NOT!
Shrub at least got as far as his old man got
We know what happened by the fraud in that race
They had Katherine Harris as their ace
Shrub's the biggest fraud in Washington
It's not hard to knock the Bush man down
But we won't be saluting him today
He committed voter fraud his way
He's the biggest fraud in Washington
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