-> "Blue-Nosed Spy"
Original Song Title:
"Blue Tail Fly"
Parody Song Title:
"Blue-Nosed Spy"
The Lyrics
John Ashcroft lost his Senate seat.
It was disaster; his big defeat.
The power throttle didn't pass him by.
He's now A.G - the blue-nosed spy.
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
He just won't go away.
Religious crackpot, right wing loon.
His followers are slippery goons.
Informants, feeding Ashcroft lies,
Are smitten by the blue-nosed spy.
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
He just won't go away.
"Security" - his sales pitch.
But he'll arrest you, if you bitch.
"George Bush's throne, you can't defy,"
So says Ashcroft, the blue-nosed spy.
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
Johnny hates porn and Medicare,
He just won't go away.
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