Song Parodies -> Around The World Had Eighty Lays

Original Song Title:

"Around The World In Eighty Days (Theme)"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

  
Parody Song Title:

"Around The World Had Eighty Lays"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

Around The World had eighty lays
Found girls in Rome, who took me home
And loved me many ways
In Paris I held Genevieve,
For her caress I was obsessed
Sorry I had to leave..

Contstantinople Opal kissed
Me down below
With such a glow
Don't know who could resist..
My travels took me all around the world
And in each town I found new love

In Amsterdam I thanked the dames
There were a few, yes quite a few
Who loved my lovin' games
In Madagascar I went far
With brown skinned chicks
Who taught me tricks,
Became a romance Star..

In London done what's natural
And in Jamaica kept awake
A babe 'neath stars above..
My travels took me all around the world
And in each town I found new love.

And in each town I found new love.
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Peter Andersson - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS and can't find it but a good read. What's next, 88 lines about 88 STDs?
alvin - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
especially liked 'constantinople opal'...lol
Ann Hammond - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Tommy Turtle - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
You're really a "Travelin' Man"... what alvin, plus the follow-up "kissed me down below". Six more trips gives you 555 (with a bit of rest).
AFW - August 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for voting and commenting
TJC - August 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Another delectable ditty... I echo alvin here...

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