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Song Parodies -> "Swiggin' At A Bar"

Original Song Title:

"Swinging On A Star"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Swiggin' At A Bar"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewoon

The Lyrics

If, too many swigs at a bar
Better call a cab, where you are
Never drive "O-Eight" in your car,
The thing to do is have a meal

The meal soaks up alcohol and buys you some time
Might save you from a traffic crime
Those carbohydrates, will decrease your peak
Unfuzz your cranium, unred your cheek
Smashed ain't no way...to be sittin' at the wheel
Be smart and buy yourself a meal...

Unless you'd like to land behind bars
Walk that straight line under the stars
Cross the days off of calendars,
You should be eatin' like a pig

A pig is an animal, or slang for a cop
But, best not to use it if you're stopped..
You slide by cheaper when you're humble, Dude
Not in your favor to be actin' rude..
Unless your funds are unlimited or big
Don't ever call a cop a pig

Unless you'd like to land behind bars
Walk a straight line under the stars
Maybe wind up with several scars..
Look like R. King or filleted fish

A fish can't do anything, after it's been hooked
You'll just get it thrown at you, the book
Keep self preservation as your foremost thought
Lotta' "Yes, Sirs..No, Sirs" anytime you're caught
But, if you don't mind a tin plate for a dish
Well, go ahead and be a fish

Then like a monkey, they'll lock you up
Let you rattle bars with a cup
Price too high for that over brew?
Maybe some tea and a cigar...
Should sub for Swiggin' At A Bar..

Maybe some tea and a cigar...
Should sub for Swiggin' At A Bar

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John Barry - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Clever the way you've worked in the OS animals in the new context.
AFW - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks, John....alright I'll say it first....I had a bad spell last night and it doubled me up a little... made me goof my name.."Airfarcewoon"...Hmmm, might sound better that way..I suppose that means this parody won't go in my regular cache..ooh weell
alvin rhodes - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
flows beautifully
AFW - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Rick C - April 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Great advice given in a very entertaining parody. 555
Red Ant - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
What Rick C said.
AFW - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks, Rick C and Red Ant
Johnny D - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
What Red Ant said.
Tommy Turtle - April 06, 2006 - Report this comment
What Johnny D said.. (keep the daisy chain going) - So, did Airfarce swoon?
AFW - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny D and TT

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