Song Parodies -> Fighting like Jedi
| Original Song Title: | "Swinging On A Star" |
| Original Performer: | Bing Crosby |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fighting like Jedi" |
| Parody Written by: | Alex Zander |
Would you like to fight as jedi
Sway your Light sabor in the sky
And Race in Pods that can Hover-fly
Or would you rather be a Sith
The Sith are dark and there is only two
Tried to take over planet Naboo
There pale and twisted and kinda reak
But there powers can leave you feeling very weak
And by the way, if you like to smoke a spliff
You could join and become a Sith
or Would you like to fight as jedi
Sway your Light sabor in the sky
And Race in Pods that can Hover-fly
Or would you rather be a Ewok
A ewok is furry and full of grace
Like giant teddy bears with scary face
There a bit primative but they can fight
Well They took down the storm troopers in a Kite
But if you forget to wear your sock
You could grow up to be an ewok
or Would you like to fight as jedi
Sway your Light sabor in the sky
And Race in Pods that can Hover-fly
Or would you rather be a Droid
A Droid won't do anything, but moan and panic
They cant cope when things start to get manic
They fall a part because there cheaply made
By cloned troopers that are minale paid
But if you want to seem very Void
You could become a metal Droid
And all the Imperial guards that are killed
Die ilaberate deaths like get Grilled
So how will you chose to the way you die
You could be flying in the sky
You could be fighting like Jedi
Sway your Light sabor in the sky
And Race in Pods that can Hover-fly
Or would you rather be a Sith
The Sith are dark and there is only two
Tried to take over planet Naboo
There pale and twisted and kinda reak
But there powers can leave you feeling very weak
And by the way, if you like to smoke a spliff
You could join and become a Sith
or Would you like to fight as jedi
Sway your Light sabor in the sky
And Race in Pods that can Hover-fly
Or would you rather be a Ewok
A ewok is furry and full of grace
Like giant teddy bears with scary face
There a bit primative but they can fight
Well They took down the storm troopers in a Kite
But if you forget to wear your sock
You could grow up to be an ewok
or Would you like to fight as jedi
Sway your Light sabor in the sky
And Race in Pods that can Hover-fly
Or would you rather be a Droid
A Droid won't do anything, but moan and panic
They cant cope when things start to get manic
They fall a part because there cheaply made
By cloned troopers that are minale paid
But if you want to seem very Void
You could become a metal Droid
And all the Imperial guards that are killed
Die ilaberate deaths like get Grilled
So how will you chose to the way you die
You could be flying in the sky
You could be fighting like Jedi
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May The Farce be with you.
Great idea, Alex.
This par-o-dy do not avoid!
Quite nice. Don't know why you aren't getting more acknowleged views of this. 5'z on ya.
Quite nice. Don't know why you aren't getting more acknowleged views of this. 5'z on ya.
Very Rear do i come up with something like this. I liked it
Nice try. But it has been said, "There is no try. There is only do." Maybe Yoda was wrong that time.
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