Song Parodies -> Moonshine Benumbs You

Original Song Title:

"Moonlight Becomes You"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

  
Parody Song Title:

"Moonshine Benumbs You"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

Not much to work with. The OS is vapid, saccharine, and insipid, IMO.
Moonshine benumbs you;
They goes 'way, your cares.
You slurp it down. . .of actions unaware.
Moonshine benumbs you--
Get filled and you're tight
And get romantic with your sis tonight.

Now, don't mess up and throw wheat in;
That would be very wrong.
But do throw sugar of beet in;
That makes it extra strong.

I must say I love booze,
Though it makes me go
Out with sweet sis in the moonlight and grow.
Poontime. . .a love no-no.



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alvin - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
everything a hillbilly could want...lol
littleCaboCakes - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Pirate Jack ~Le Rack Barrow~ let's throw in a little aGave cactus juice: I grant thee the ~CABO-WABO~ award for this ditty so whiskey-friskey!
John Barry - March 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin, LCC.

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