Feudin' and Fussin' and a' Fightin'
Rosie and Donald keep on bitin'
They're just...like little children,
Out in the yard..
They keep sparrin' and punchin'
Real hard..
Donald, rich old Donald,
Why does Rosie pick on Donald?
Insults,...gettin' nasty
Personal as Rhinoplasty..
(When they gonna' end it?)

Feudin' and Fussin' and a' Fightin'
Cloutin' and clashin' like a Titan
Now, there's...American Idol
Tossed in the mix..
Givin' Simon and Paula some licks..

Feudin' and Fightin' and a' Fussin'
All of the world's a' watchin', cussin'
Ratings,...soar on "The Apprentice"
Well as, "The View"
With this, could it have something to do?

Oughter', think they oughter'
Take some deep breaths, get unwired
Shower...with cold water,
Each hear their bosses say, "You're fired!"
(Gettin' deep to shovel!)

Fussin' and Fightin' and a' Feudin'
Now, more celebrities, includin'
Let's just...keep flippin' those channels,
Slam TV's door
Till they're Feudin' and Fightin' no more..

Till they're Feudin' and Fightin' no more..