Song Parodies -> Rachel Is Heavy
| Original Song Title: | "Pennies From Heaven" |
| Original Performer: | Bing Crosby |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rachel Is Heavy" |
| Parody Written by: | Michael Pacholek |
My sister has nine-month-old twins. You know how I've joked about having an "evil twin" named Bernard? Well, my sister calls Ashley "the bad one." I guess this makes Rachel "the good one." Problem is, Rachel is heavy. I don't mean "fat," she's got no more baby fat than you would normally expect. I mean she's "big for her age." Then again, her mother didn't stay that way, so there's hope.
Every time I pick her up
Rachel is heavy.
More so than the Stanley Cup
Rachel is heavy.
You'll see folks with aching shoulders
all over town.
When you pick Rachel up
you'll wanna put her down.
(Baby! Don't you know...)
Take care or your muscles and
your bones have suff'rin.
If you're going to lift this girl
you must use Bufferin.
So when you see her coming
go run under a tree.
Because Rachel is heavy to you
and me!
Every time I pick her up
Rachel is heavy.
More so than the Stanley Cup
Rachel is heavy.
You'll see folks with aching shoulders
all over town.
When you pick Rachel up
when you pick her up, you'll wanna put her down.
(Baby! Don't you know...)
Take care or your muscles and
your bones have suff'rin.
If you're going to lift this girl
you must use Bufferin.
So when you see her coming
go run under a tree.
Because Rachel is heavy to you
and me-ee-ee-ee!
So take a big deep breath 'fore you start your lift
of this baby girl who has lots of heft!
And she's not yet
but one year old!
Because Rachel is heavy to you
and me-ee-ee-ee!
Rachel is heavy.
More so than the Stanley Cup
Rachel is heavy.
You'll see folks with aching shoulders
all over town.
When you pick Rachel up
you'll wanna put her down.
(Baby! Don't you know...)
Take care or your muscles and
your bones have suff'rin.
If you're going to lift this girl
you must use Bufferin.
So when you see her coming
go run under a tree.
Because Rachel is heavy to you
and me!
Every time I pick her up
Rachel is heavy.
More so than the Stanley Cup
Rachel is heavy.
You'll see folks with aching shoulders
all over town.
When you pick Rachel up
when you pick her up, you'll wanna put her down.
(Baby! Don't you know...)
Take care or your muscles and
your bones have suff'rin.
If you're going to lift this girl
you must use Bufferin.
So when you see her coming
go run under a tree.
Because Rachel is heavy to you
and me-ee-ee-ee!
So take a big deep breath 'fore you start your lift
of this baby girl who has lots of heft!
And she's not yet
but one year old!
Because Rachel is heavy to you
and me-ee-ee-ee!
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dug it...i can relate...i have a two year old grandson the size of a four year old
A lighthearted parody.
Sir Michael, this is quite true, but love them all just the same !
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