-> "Rachel Is Heavy"
Original Song Title:
"Pennies From Heaven"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Rachel Is Heavy"
The Lyrics
Every time I pick her up
Rachel is heavy.
More so than the Stanley Cup
Rachel is heavy.
You'll see folks with aching shoulders
all over town.
When you pick Rachel up
you'll wanna put her down.
(Baby! Don't you know...)
Take care or your muscles and
your bones have suff'rin.
If you're going to lift this girl
you must use Bufferin.
So when you see her coming
go run under a tree.
Because Rachel is heavy to you
and me!
Every time I pick her up
Rachel is heavy.
More so than the Stanley Cup
Rachel is heavy.
You'll see folks with aching shoulders
all over town.
When you pick Rachel up
when you pick her up, you'll wanna put her down.
(Baby! Don't you know...)
Take care or your muscles and
your bones have suff'rin.
If you're going to lift this girl
you must use Bufferin.
So when you see her coming
go run under a tree.
Because Rachel is heavy to you
and me-ee-ee-ee!
So take a big deep breath 'fore you start your lift
of this baby girl who has lots of heft!
And she's not yet
but one year old!
Because Rachel is heavy to you
and me-ee-ee-ee!
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