Song Parodies -> Don't Rinse My Gin
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Fence Me In" |
| Original Performer: | Bing Crosby |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't Rinse My Gin" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Oh give me booze
Lots of booze
Lay the good stuff on my tongue
Don't Rinse My gin
Let it slide,
Let it glide
Shoot me stingers till I'm stung
Don't Rinse My Gin
Put it down on the bar
And I'll pay the price
Don't wanna' hear no rattles
Of no tinkling ice
Shut me off, but later,
Now, I ask you nice,
Don't Rinse My Gin
Just serve my juice
In a jigger that is bigger
Than most bars'll give the guys
On down the hatch,
Let me follow every swallow
Till I'm bloodshot in both eyes
I wanna' nip with a lip
Where the tip dispenses
Chug from a jug
Until I lose my senses
I save empty bottles
Shoot 'em off 'a fences
Don't Rinse My Gin...
Barkeeper, Doncha' Rinse My Gin....
Lots of booze
Lay the good stuff on my tongue
Don't Rinse My gin
Let it slide,
Let it glide
Shoot me stingers till I'm stung
Don't Rinse My Gin
Put it down on the bar
And I'll pay the price
Don't wanna' hear no rattles
Of no tinkling ice
Shut me off, but later,
Now, I ask you nice,
Don't Rinse My Gin
Just serve my juice
In a jigger that is bigger
Than most bars'll give the guys
On down the hatch,
Let me follow every swallow
Till I'm bloodshot in both eyes
I wanna' nip with a lip
Where the tip dispenses
Chug from a jug
Until I lose my senses
I save empty bottles
Shoot 'em off 'a fences
Don't Rinse My Gin...
Barkeeper, Doncha' Rinse My Gin....
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undiluted perfection
Fine ginternal rhymes. Fives.
Thanks, alvin and John
SHHPLENDID WHISKEY PARODY (hic) fee thrives.
Here's 555 oz. of tonic to go with that gin.
Thanks, Rick C. and Larry
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