Said the night guard to his right hand man,
"Do you smell what I smell?
Looks the other way, right hand man,
"I smell not what you smell"

A fart, a fart, ripping through the night,
And it smells like hot rancid a**
And it smells like hot rancid a**

Said class buffoon to the little boy,
"Did you hear what I hear?"
Bringing hand up high, little boy:
I do fear what I hear!

A fart, a fart, riding on the breeze
And it smells like carrots and peas
And it smells like carrots and peas

Said the little boy to the Burger King
"Can you blow what I blow?
Though your head be large, creepy King,
You blow not what I blow"

A fart, a fart, twisting in thy nose
And it smells like pork chops and mold
And it smells like pork chops and mold

Said the bum to the people everywhere:
"Listen what mah bum say!"
Whiffing beef, people everywhere
Heard what dat bum's bum say

A fart, a fart, ripping through the night,
And it smells like hot rancid a**
And it smells like hot rancid a**