Song Parodies -> I'm Screaming From A Slight Bris Miss

Original Song Title:	"White Christmas"
Original Performer:	Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:	"I'm Screaming From A Slight Bris Miss"
Parody Written by:	Dee Range

A bris is the Jewish circumcision ceremony, for anyone who has never heard the term

I'm screaming from a slight bris miss
When he gets done I hope it grows
It will be hard pissin'
Wish I'd been christened
I see my balls down below

I'm screaming from a slight bris miss
I left the briss pissed, scarred and white
Won't you please be wary, alright?
And may all your bris misses be slight

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John Barry - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Loved the title, tune.

Johnny D - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Brilliant, Dee! Mazel Tov! Or, should I say .... Mahzzled Off ?

Paul Robinson - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

This seems a cut above most Christmas song parodies to me...5's ~ ~ ~

alvin rhodes - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

painfully funny...5s

Peter Andersson - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

5 snips.

Agrimorfee - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Ouch! 555

Dominic L. - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

555

Red Ant - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

After South Park I learned all about this. This parody is not a miss. 5s.

Dee Range - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks everybody for the votes and comments.

Stray Pooch - July 22, 2005 - Report this comment

There is no such thing as a SLIGHT briss miss!!! This was the unkindest cut of all! You get all fives, but I'm using a stubby pencil!

Rick C - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Very funny, despite its shortcomings :-)

Michael Pacholek - July 23, 2005 - Report this comment

Does this mean that, in 13 years, the guy gets a bar missed-vah?

Stuart McArthur - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment

short but snappy, and the last line was perfect, Dee...4skin-not do this justice Dee, so I'm giving it 5s (what!)

2Eagle - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment

Why on earth don't they use a local anesthetic?

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Song Parodies -> I'm Screaming From A Slight Bris Miss

"White Christmas"

Bing Crosby

"I'm Screaming From A Slight Bris Miss"

Dee Range

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