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Song Parodies -> "I'm the President (And the Money's Spent)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm An Old Cowhand (From the Rio Grande)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I'm the President (And the Money's Spent)"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

I don't get political too often, but I felt like it today
I'm the president and the money's spent
Cause I'm not too smart, my IQ is ten
I'm a rich boy that likes to help the rich
I'm a salesman, I can bait and switch
A terrorist? I sure can't tell which
I'm on a holiday!

I'm the president, debt I run up from the money spent
And I learned to lie, lie, lie, 'fore I made a dent
I'm a rulin' fool who is out of touch
The poor folk cry, but I don't hear much
And I can't say "Nuclear" as such
I'm on a holiday!

Republicans- have much bigger plans
Make abortion wrong all across this land
We know all the tricks that tricksters know
"Bout the pickin' those judges rightly so
And Rush Limbaugh on the radio
He's on a holiday!

I'm the president
(Oh yes, Mr. Bush)
Too much like you, father George?
And all the money's spent
Oh, where our kids can pay the bills that we cannot stand
Where the hurricanes soak a town or two
And the Cajuns' sons can all go get screwed
On the White House lawn we'll barbecue, yeah
I'm on a holiday!

I'm a Governer who by luck of birth
Rose up to the top, though I don't have worth
I just love big o-il, to heck with Earth
I'm on a holiday!
I'm on a holiday!

Workin' hard, but of coursey
Workin' hard, but of coursey
I'm on a holiday!

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Pacing: 3.3
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 7

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Paul Robinson - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, I gotta like this...and it dovetails nicely with the one I posted for today..."Pampered Son"...5's ~ ~ ~
carol - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
hope you have your bullshit protectors on too. well done.
Michael Pacholek - October 03, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS... after all, most of us only hear Der Bingle between Thanksgiving and New Year's... but the sentiment is a 5 1/2.
carol - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
It's Bullshit---right back at ya brain dead wuss
carol - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
bow wow as one dog to another.

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