Song Parodies -> Bought A Gnome For Christmas
| Original Song Title: | "I'll Be Home For Christmas" |
| Original Performer: | Bing Crosby |
| Parody Song Title: | "Bought A Gnome For Christmas" |
| Parody Written by: | Phil Alexander |
Bought a gnome for Christmas
People think I'm weird
Why'd I buy this little guy
With fishing rod and beard?
Christmas day will find me
Playing with my elf
I bought a gnome for Christmas
I gave it to myself
Bought a gnome for Christmas
Why should I pretend?
I study the physio-gnomy
Of my only friend
Christmas day will find me
With his gnomy face
Bought a gnome for Christmas
In latex, silk and lace
People think I'm weird
Why'd I buy this little guy
With fishing rod and beard?
Christmas day will find me
Playing with my elf
I bought a gnome for Christmas
I gave it to myself
Bought a gnome for Christmas
Why should I pretend?
I study the physio-gnomy
Of my only friend
Christmas day will find me
With his gnomy face
Bought a gnome for Christmas
In latex, silk and lace
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Paints a very funny scenario...gnomebody else could do it better...fives
wonderfully weird
DRTOS but late congratulations on 600 parodies Phil.
Hope you're not gonna know 'm biblically. Fives, and congrats on 6.
you are hereby gnomed with three 5's
Kinky and funny.
I love it. Even if it sounds a little too much like my Christmas plans.
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