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Song Parodies -> "Chew Icky Chew"
Original Song Title:
"Sioux City Sue"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby
Parody Song Title:
"Chew Icky Chew"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
chew icky chew
chew icky chew
tobacco shreds and brownish goo
its gross, of course, and bad for you, oh
chew icky chew
chew icky chew
your friends will say PU
when you eat that icky chew
you'll have a case of ashtray mouth
your gums will rot away
and chemo, you'll be needin'
cancer's sure to come to prey
you just might lose your life, somehow
a careless thing to do
they ask ya what the blame is
you answer, icky chew
chew icky chew
chew icky chew
you'll wind up dead with face all blue
your breath too short to get you through, oh
chew icky chew
chew icky chew
your days are numbered few
when you eat that icky chew
chew icky chew
tobacco shreds and brownish goo
its gross, of course, and bad for you, oh
chew icky chew
chew icky chew
your friends will say PU
when you eat that icky chew
you'll have a case of ashtray mouth
your gums will rot away
and chemo, you'll be needin'
cancer's sure to come to prey
you just might lose your life, somehow
a careless thing to do
they ask ya what the blame is
you answer, icky chew
chew icky chew
chew icky chew
you'll wind up dead with face all blue
your breath too short to get you through, oh
chew icky chew
chew icky chew
your days are numbered few
when you eat that icky chew
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This chaw, stuck in my craw...very funny writing, here
good fun anti drug song
Ironically, there's a brand of chaw called, I believe, Red Man. Loved the "oo" rhymes in this one.
Very funny... put these 5's in your spitoon and see if they float!
Does your icky chew lose it's flavor on the bedpost of the night? Yuk! 555
thanks AFW ann john TJC and yoidy
As Archie Bunker once said, "If it wern't disgusting it wouldn't be funny",
thanks 2eagle
This song left me totally snuffed.
thanks susanna
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