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Song Parodies -> "Christmastime Baloney"

Original Song Title:

"Christmas In Killarney"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"Christmastime Baloney"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Here we go again! Does the President do anything except flashy photo-ops and high-sounding rhetoric? I guess that's why he has czars and Congressional leaders. ;D

He says Ho Ho, he lights the tree,
A glitzier photo-op you won't see.
It's Christmastime baloney served up by the President.
He decks the halls with boughs of green
It's nothing at all but a big smokescreen
He's forcing his agenda - it's really quite evident.

"Peace and Goodwill" are cover
A well-planned-out charade
To hide the scare of his health care,
The bailouts, cap-and trade!

So you can bet he'll raise the debt
And hide it behind Christmas merriment.
He'll raid the TARP funds boldly, fake "shovel-ready" jobs.
It's Christmastime baloney from all of the White House snobs!





At least there'll be no coal in my stocking. We know how Al Gore and the administration feel about fossil fuels. ;D

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Fiddlegirl - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Christmastime baloney... from a half-baked ham. (No, I don't mean *you*!) ;)
Old Man Ribber - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Way too kind, F.G. ;)
blackjack21 - December 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Image is everything these days. Good job.
Patrick - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
A nice remake of one of my favorite Irish songs. Lots of truth here.
UnKnownMambo - December 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Mambo Santa Mambo . . . Oh, oh, oh, Mambo ~ SantaMambo ~

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