They used to tell me, her remarks were a scream.
And she inspired a mob.
When there were hearts to bleed, or tears to shed
she was always mocking, 'twas her job.

They used to tell me, her remarks were a scream.
I said she's just an airhead.
Now she delivers shocking lines
gone over like day-old bread.

Once she battled Clinton, as he'd run.
But he won time after time.
Once she battled Clinton, now that's done.
Brother, can you stand her slime?

Once she loved Newt Gingrich, and Bob Dole.
Excused every Dubya crime.
Once she compromised and sold her soul.
Brother, can you stand her slime?

Once in bad lawsuits, gee she looked swell
shilling for each Republican bum.
Half a million words she'd spoken so well.
For her cause, she beat the drum!

Say, don't you remember? They called her Ann.
But now long past is her prime.
Say, don't you remember? She should be canned.
Brother, can you stand her slime?

Once on ABC, on Bill Maher's late talk show
said we should never have freed the slaves.
Wants to take Arabs, kill and convert.
This chick is very depraved!

She slurred John Edwards, yes, did Ann.
She may have gone too far this time.
Of course she does look more like a man!
Brother!
Can you stand her slime?