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Song Parodies -> "I’m Dreaming of a Flight Bitter"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I’m Dreaming of a Flight Bitter"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I’m dreaming of a flight bitter:
all IPAs, arranged just so.
With many hops mixed in
for flavor fixin’.
No beer—ale’s the way to go.
I’m dreaming of a flight bitter;
give me no wheat, pilsner or white.
This array is a cheery sight.
I’d let all this bitterness take flight.

I’m steaming through a flight bitter
with ABV* counts that ain’t low.
With many hops mixed in,
creamy head lickin’.
I cheer as each gulp down goes.
I’m reeling from a flight bitter;
I shouldn’t be driving tonight.
The blue light’s not a cheery sight.
Then I’m hauled to prison…bitter plight.

* alcohol by volume

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Pacing: 2.3
How Funny: 2.3
Overall Rating: 2.3

Total Votes: 3

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Jonathan - December 21, 2016 - Report this comment
huh, the 1s police struck again! 5s

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