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Song Parodies -> "I'm Dreaming of Your Wife's Biscuit"

Original Song Title:

"White Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bing Crosby

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Dreaming of Your Wife's Biscuit"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

I'm eating up your wife's biscuit
The one I just stole from her plate
It was nothing tricky
Just snatched it quickly
I tried and tried but couldn't wait

I'm dreaming of your wife's biscuit
The best damn biscuit of my life
I'll be here with butter on my knife
And get all my biscuits from your wife
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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.8
Total Votes: 12

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alvin rhodes - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
"rollin' " with laughter here...5s
Bob Gomez, dreaming of the same thing - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Um, is that jam or clotted cream?...by the way, you rule. d;:^)
Michael Pacholek - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll say it before Johnny D does: You wanna put your biscuit in her basket!
mac - December 21, 2004 - Report this comment
You filthy animals! 5's
Spaff.com - December 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Heh heh. FYI, this is where I stole the idea for Liquor Biscuit ice cream.

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