Still lost in the woods I see. Keep going! ;D

Everybody's been doing Tiger to death here on Amiright lately so much that we forgot about the important things in life.... Like Balloon Boy!

But are his balls white?

Right on the green(or "the white'?) with this one!!!

Oooh, are the trolls out tonight or is the One - er a fan? Good parody.

Another great parody about what could be the worst scandal to hit the game of golf since they found out that the Titleist ProV1 golfball violated almost every patent Callaway had on golfballs. And I thought there was only so much one could do with a golfball! I enjoyed this parody a lot, and will vote accordingly. It seems like Tiger has never expressed any interest in turtles, or fiddlegirls, or borderline insane redheaded pawn-shop clerks who spend too much time writing parodies and drinking booze. Par for the course is 555.

Old Man Ribber: LOL! Thanks for v/c!

Matthias: Which is why TT wasn't gonna touch Tiger -- until this new angle got some public traction, as per intro, then the parallel and title switch were *irresistible* -- sort of like Britney would be to Tiger... Thanks for v/c!

John Barry: Apparently! ROFLMAO! .. but hey, at least the white girls straighten out his putts! Thanks, John!

Mark Scotti: *Everyone's* on a comment roll here! Thanks for yet another laugh -- I'm gittin' as many (or more) than I'm givin'! (Or as TT the Economist would say, "Strongly postitive ROI" [return on investment]). Thanks, Mark!

2Eagle: Didn't think Tiger had any fans left, except for maybe Hugh Hefner, and (fill in the blanks with politicians, athletes, etc.) Must have stepped on someone's toes with the cleated golf shoes... Thanks for v/c!

Andria: Tiger not doing this turtle is fine, TUVM :) And methinks all red-headed pawn-shop clerks (so *you're* the evil hacker who's always "pwned" computers! -- little tech geek joke there) are the better off without him -- except for the high price he pays to unpawn his jewels from your vault :-) Thanks for v/c!

Even the old groaner might give a compl. groan to this one

My dear partner, you are absolutely right. [But I gave it all 5s anyway...] ;)

Hilarious - LOL @ traps & jissin' - surprised you got away with that one

AFW: Thanks, I think :)

Fiddlegirl: How charitable of you! I prostate myself before you in humble thanks and awe at your awesome magnanimosity in condescending to shower your blessings on this most unworthy one. ;)

Andy Primus: The trick is to use words that are perfectly legit -- drivers, traps, hook, all golf terms. (The other is kinda obscure slang that maybe isn't quite so offensive as the usual four-letter Anglo-Sexonisms.) Thanks for v/c!

Very good parody and excellent last line, but he married a Swede miss.

Well, it's about time. ;) [1]



[1] hehehe (xo)

John Jenkins: Ahh, they all look alike.

(Tiger's women, that is - all blue-eyed blondes :) .... I think that "Swiss miss" was such an oh-so-perfect sub for "Christmas", that, well, we see what we want to see, and so I did...Thanks for the catch and the v/c .

TT @ FG: Did you not notice the "prostate" trouble caused by your rejection (sniff)? *not* a typo! [1]


[1] he he he yourself :) .. geez, teach 'em a little HTML, and they go hog-wild with it. (S: *proud* -- *very* proud! Who sez ya can't teach LAMBs tech stuff? - xoxoxo muah!)

Bliss Miss beats Bris mas every time! This was hilarity on a par with Kristof's Gem of yesterday--I can just hear ol' Bing crooning out the naughty bits with effortless, masterful phrasing!

TJC: It's more likely that Bing is spinning in his grave, but it *would* be soooo funny to hear him croon this (and post on EweTube, my upcoming web site :-) ... Thanks for v/c!

EweTewebe... has a certain ring to it! (and I completely agree with your analysis of your 'Swiss Miss' get!)

Shall we go in as partners? Ewe have the audio/visual tools and skills, I have some of the puter tech skills ...hopefully, ewe have the startup capital, cuz I sure-as-heck don't :) .. Idea! We sell stock... a new dot-com investment! They'll grab it up just like they did for the online pet food store and all those others! It worked soooo welll in the late 90s!

EweTube.... The site for discerning, sheep-loving gentleman ranchers and farmhands everywhere... It's killer!

"Swiss Miss" was a great sub. Excellent parody, TT. This parody idea was floating around in my head, but I only got to "I'm creaming on a white mistress", which you basically did in the last verse. Awesome. 5s.

There's been a score of TW jokes lately, but this one I think is the best (author unknown):



It is near the Christmas break of the school year. The students have turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early dismissal.

Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart and will answer the question."

Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."

Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.

Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."

Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.

Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says, "John F. Kennedy."

Teacher: "That's right Nancy , you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the questions.

When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these b*tches would keep their mouths shut!"

The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?"

5s for that and the comment above me LOLOL You got away with jizzin? lOL check out my Barry Mann parody Im surprised that got through, glad it did though

Talk about Jungle Fever! Ebony and Ivory live together in perfect harmony! That's one "tiger" that belongs in the wild! 5's!

Red Ant: GMTA :-) .. and so do warped ones ;). ... This struck *very* quickly after reading K1's comment @ KR Thurs. Great joke! Thanks for coming out of the Anthill to share joke, read, and v/c!

Jack Wilson: A couple of other times, too..... Sure, give me the link to yours I did v/c on the last one you subbed -- I've been here Wed/Thu/Fri this week. (Mon and often Tue are usually slammed @ work -- isn't everyone?) Thanks for v/c!

Christie Marie M: IMHO, this is one "tiger" that needs to be caged -- and that's as a card-carrying member of PETA (seriously -- wouldn't all turtles be?). .... Welcome back! Hope you had a grrrrrrrrreeeaaat vacation (says Boney The Tiger), and thanks for v/c!

Another ace for the Turtle. 555 Tiger is now 14 over par and out of contention to stay married.

www.amiright.com/parody/60s/barrymann8.shtml

blackjack21: Thanks! How many are left in the deck for the turtle? ... 'course, a lotta people think he isn't playin' with a full deck (or shoe) anyway. :-D ... LOL at the scoreboard -- or as you say at the table, "busted" :-)

Jack Wilson: Thanks, will have a look. I've asked for the wrong link to be removed, as a favor to you. Hope that was OK.

Thats alright thanks!

He IS being P.C. Woods chose one of his parts, didn't he? And since when did P.C. play any role in lust!! (Insert preaching here).

Adagio, thanks for v/c. (PC referred to "not pointing out the fact that he was highly selective, going with only the 1/8 part of his heritage, and not any of the other 7/8 -- no Asian, Black, or Native American women. Not to his lust, but to the reluctance to point out that fact..) Thanks for stopping by!

Actually, Tiger first saw Elin in a compromising position with their gardener Juan and pulled out his golf gun. It made a big hole-in-Juan. (Please don't sue me ,Bob and Tom).

. . I read that it was his Siamese 'Mom' that selected/approved his SnowWhite bride ! !

SOTM: (Is that a *nomination*? Very honored either way, TUVM ;-) ) LOL @ joke! ... So are you saying she was Elin Ready? (bad, TT, baaad).; Thanks for v/c! (/n?)

UnKNownVotrix: Oh, no! Next, he'll be doing the Seven Dwarves! 8-O ... Thanks for comment!

And here I thought he liked me for myself ... (sniff) ... I heard rumors about Tiger getting back with his ex-wife, because he was seen around with her. When the rumors proved false, some mean people said that what started them was that I look just like his wife, so they probably mistook me for her.

I guess I look just like all his mistresses, too. Wish I'd read this parody before deciding to start dating him. Oh, well ... Besides, if he thinks that golf clubs can do a lot of damage to an SUV or a person, someone should tell him that world-class ski racers sharpen the edges of their skis to razor-sharp.