Song Parodies ->Authors -> Tommy Turtle
Tommy Turtle is a green sea turtle, an amphibious reptile with a brain approximately the size of a pea, which explains a lot.

Tommy's transcriber (that's moi) has been a professional actor, voice-over, stand-up comedian, and professional writer of comedy and parody, among other things.

Tommy's hero is Gamera, a 200-foot- (60m)-tall, prehistoric rocket-propelled flying Turtle who trashes Tokyo in the incomparable "Gamera The Invincible" (1965). The incredibly cool theme song was shamelessly imitated in the 1966-68 TV series, "Batman". There were numerous sequels, including "Gamera vs. Guiron"; in which Gamera becomes the friend of two boys captured by evil alien women who want to eat their brains. Cinematic art just doesn't get any better than this.

There have been occasional rumors that Tommy himself is a strange visitor from another planet who came to Earth with some rather weird abilities. The Pentagon refuses either to confirm or to deny these rumors, claiming that to do so would lend credence to them, while the official position of the United States Air Force is that Tommy is a weather balloon.

Tommy is too bashful to describe himself except through his preferred medium of parody. Accurate self-profiles include "Tommy Turtle" and "T. Turtle". There are some pics of Tommy, a Pacing Guide, and some great OSs exemplifying internal rhyming, puns, etc. at his web site. Check out his web page. Tommy loves reader feedback, there or at his parodies. He and I both hope you enjoy them!

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmittedPFOH
CondoleezzaCara MiaJay and the Americans2006-01-303.73.03.0293
Love HandlesLove ChildDiana Ross and the Supremes2006-01-302.82.02.2156
Smoke Gets In Your Eyes (Iraq War version)Smoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters2006-01-303.22.62.8147
Traces (of War)TracesClassics IV2006-01-305.05.05.0151
The Unauthorized Spying SongTurn Around, Look at MeThe Vogues2006-01-303.53.03.7148
O. J. Simpson: Your Debts Are Gonna GrowYour Nose Is Gonna GrowJohnny Crawford2006-01-305.05.05.0449
Wife StabbersBack StabbersThe O'Jays2006-01-302.51.02.0163
Lying KingDancing QueenAbba2006-01-303.02.72.7423
KatrinaMariaBernstein/Sondheim2006-01-303.22.62.6130
HillaryTammyDebbie Reynolds2006-01-305.05.05.0150
AnistonGalvestonGlen Campbell2006-01-313.63.13.3136
Go to Jail, Jack (Abramoff)Hit the Road, JackRay Charles2006-01-313.93.63.6128
Crazy Together (Bush and Blair)Happy TogetherThe Turtles2006-02-013.83.03.1136
State o' th' UnionWestern UnionFive Americans2006-02-013.63.93.9109
I Fought the ExI Fought the LawBobby Fuller Four2006-02-024.03.53.5130
Superflu-ousparodiesaremadeupfromthisdittySupercalifragilisticexpialidociousMary Poppins2006-02-034.03.93.9167
Make Wars That Break UsBreak Up To Make UpThe Stylistics2006-02-033.22.62.6144
Lab TestRawhideFrankie Laine2006-02-034.13.63.8134
NewcomputercamewithwindowsxphowatrociousSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews (Mary Poppins)2006-02-063.93.73.8224
Nu-Cle-ar v2.0 (Bush Speech Therapy cont.)GoldfingerShirley Bassey2006-02-063.43.13.3146
'Nu-Cle-ar' v1.0 (Bush Pronunciation Guide)MariaWest Side Story/Bernstein/Sondheim2006-02-064.03.83.7379
Fake KnockersGoldfingerShirley Bassey2006-02-073.73.23.2147
I Feel Sh--tyI Feel PrettyWest Side Story/Bernstein/Sondheim2006-02-074.03.53.7185
ThreesomeGroovin'The Rascals2006-02-084.23.53.5123
Strange Folks: AmIRightStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra2006-02-084.23.93.9112
You F*** Too MuchYou Talk Too MuchJoe Jones2006-02-094.23.53.6162
Tommy TurtleJohnny AngelShelley Fabares2006-02-104.13.73.9343
WordsWordsBee Gees2006-02-103.83.23.5168
Monday, No SongMonday, MondayThe Mamas And The Papas2006-02-133.73.53.5186
Alexander (and others): Vol. III of Turtle TrilogyJohnny AngelShelley Fabares2006-02-144.44.24.2137
John A. Barry (and others): Vol. II of Turtle TrilogyJohnny AngelShelley Fabares2006-02-144.13.83.9139
Johnny D-man (and others): Vol. I of TurtleTrilogyJohnny AngelShelley Fabares2006-02-144.03.83.9123
Gimme, Gimme Coca CropShimmy, Shimmy, Ko-Ko-BopLittle Anthony And The Imperials2006-03-073.83.03.2141
Taxing TimeTwilight TimeThe Platters2006-03-074.13.43.8126
If You Don't Want Hepatitis (Wash Your Hands)'If You're Happy and You Know It (Clap Your Hands)Traditional2006-03-134.44.04.1169
A Girl Named RoyceA Boy Named SueJohnny Cash2006-03-144.24.14.1148
Jack FletcherGoldfingerShirley Bassey2006-03-153.53.03.1105
You're Sixteen, I'm Forty-Nine, And You're JailYou're SixteenJohnny Burnette (covered by Ringo Starr)2006-03-154.44.04.2194
Royce MillerGoldfingerShirley Bassey2006-03-163.63.13.4111
Brokenback MountainWolverton MountainClaude King2006-03-164.23.83.9428
Butt-Crack-er (The Plumber's Parody)GoldfingerShirley Bassey2006-03-174.23.83.8126
Say A Prayer For Buddy HollyDeck The HallsTraditional2006-03-174.43.84.2131
John BarryGoldfingerShirley Bassey, John A. Barry, & Anthony Newley2006-03-204.64.14.3161
TV, Or Not TVTo Be, Or Not To BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet2006-03-204.24.14.1647
PacholekGoldfingerShirley Bassey and The Other John A. Barry2006-03-214.03.53.6136
'Ones'-ScribersBack StabbersThe O'Jays2006-03-213.73.33.3144
All-Ones GuyGoldfingerShirley Bassey2006-03-223.73.03.2112
MichelobYesterdayThe Beatles2006-03-234.03.63.8136
I'm A Dish WasherGirl WatcherThe O'Kaysions2006-03-243.83.33.5179
Michelob ('The Pomfret' Revision)YesterdayThe Beatles2006-03-243.93.73.8101
B/D, Or Not B/DTo Be, Or Not To BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet2006-03-243.63.73.6289
Negra Modelo (The Mexican Beer Song)Eleanor RigbyThe Beatles2006-03-273.93.43.6273
LasagnaMariaWest Side Story/Bernstein/Sondheim2006-03-274.14.04.1135
Tijuana, Know A SecretDo You Want To Know A Secret?The Beatles2006-03-284.54.44.4144
Ever-Blasting SteamEverlasting LoveRobert Knight/Carl Carlton/Gloria Estefan/U2 etc.2006-03-294.03.63.8119
Alvin RhodesYesterdayThe Beatles2006-03-293.73.83.7134
Cheney, DickYesterdayThe Beatles2006-03-294.44.24.1131
AirfarcewonYesterdayThe Beatles2006-03-304.44.04.0169
T. TurtleGoldfingerShirley Bassey2006-03-313.93.83.8178
The Far-Sighted FightersThe Star Spangled BannerFrancis Scott Key2006-03-314.23.94.0168
There, Their, They're (Usage Guide)Turn, Turn, TurnThe Byrds2006-04-034.34.24.2244
Don't Patty-Cake Me, Oh, My Darlin'High Noon (Do Not Forsake Me)Frankie Laine / Tex Ritter2006-04-034.13.83.9174
Prudish Little GirlFoolish Little GirlThe Shirelles2006-04-043.83.43.4155
Gory, Gory: Haul In Moolah (Battle Hymn Of The Movies)Battle Hymn Of The RepublicJulia Ward Howe2006-04-044.34.14.3258
McArthur's Mark (Is Angelina Jolie)MacArthur ParkRichard Harris2006-04-054.44.24.2291
Two Cases Have ITwo Faces Have ILou Christie2006-04-053.22.83.0149
The Quite Possible DreamThe Impossible DreamMan of La Mancha / Richard Kiley2006-04-064.53.14.4141
World Without PitneyTown Without PityGene Pitney2006-04-063.83.43.7187
When Will I Feel Well Again?When Will I See You Again?Three Degrees2006-04-063.13.03.1224
Only Stu Can Break Wind (Fart)Only Love Can Break A HeartGene Pitney2006-04-073.93.33.4147
Rubber BallRubber BallBobby Vee / Gene Pitney2006-04-074.44.14.2190
My ShellMichelleThe Beatles2006-04-104.74.54.6211
The Man Who Dropped Liberty's Ballots (Pitney Part IV)The Man Who Shot Liberty ValanceGene Pitney2006-04-104.14.03.9185
He's A Turtle (Gene Pitney Tribute Part V)He's A RebelThe Crystals / Gene Pitney2006-04-113.53.23.5136
Got A Tampon, Please?Take A Chance On MeAbba2006-04-114.23.94.01004
I'm Gonna Write My Life Away (Pitney Part VI)(I Wanna) Love My Life AwayGene Pitney2006-04-122.51.01.5126
Crazy Together (Personal Version)Happy TogetherThe Turtles2006-04-124.84.44.5143
Footnotes (This Song Has None)FootstepsSteve Lawrence2006-04-134.24.03.9130
My SBD's Strong (Fart VI of Gene Pitney Tribute)I'm Gonna Be StrongGene Pitney2006-04-134.34.04.0123
24 Hours Of Bushwah (Pitney Tribute Part VIII)24 Hours From TulsaGene Pitney2006-04-143.73.43.4227
Whip-Chained MelodyUnchained MelodyThe Righteous Brothers2006-04-144.44.24.3156
Peckah (Aussie Pronunciation)MeccaGene Pitney2006-04-174.84.64.4191
Bats In His BelfryCat's In The CradleHarry Chapin2006-04-174.84.54.6134
Nighters In The StrangeStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra2006-04-184.84.54.7117
Pat Adagio's CreamThe Impossible DreamMan of La Mancha / Richard Kiley2006-04-185.04.94.9116
HyperlinkYesterdayThe Beatles2006-04-194.94.74.8133
All Alone: Let FlyAll Alone Am IBrenda Lee2006-04-204.94.44.7141
Burn A DebtBernadetteThe Four Tops2006-04-204.64.54.5163
Pishing and MopingWishing And HopingDusty Springfield2006-04-214.94.84.9305
Wasting Away Again In TommyturtlevilleMargaritavilleJimmy Buffet2006-04-214.64.44.5192
I'll Always Be A Fan Of Rand (WARNING: Very Geeky)I'll Never Fall In Love AgainDionne Warwick2006-04-245.05.05.0165
Dee Range, Well...Teen AngelMark Dinning2006-04-245.05.05.0157
A Bio, PleaseBeyond the SeaBobby Darin2006-04-254.54.54.5138
Lipstick On Your ZipperLipstick On Your CollarConnie Francis2006-04-255.05.05.0278
Laugh, Laugh (Instead Of Cry)Laugh LaughThe Beau Brummels2006-04-265.05.05.0146
Shriek Softly, Love (We're In A Public Place)The Godfather Love Theme (Speak Softly, Love)Al Martino / Andy Williams2006-04-264.95.05.0438
Rip One In My SleepStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra2006-04-275.05.05.0157
My SisterMariaWest Side Story/Bernstein/Sondheim2006-04-274.84.94.9166
My Son, He Fights Over The OceanMy BonnieThe Beatles / Traditional2006-04-284.74.54.6172
Parody 100Some Enchanted EveningSouth Pacific/Rogers and Hammerstein2006-04-285.05.05.0154
PMS (The Author, Not The Syndrome)Do Re MiJulie Andrews / Sound of Music2006-05-015.05.04.9240
Let's Fight (AmIRight-Site Story)Tonight (West Side Story)Bernstein / Sondheim2006-05-034.84.74.7151
(I Can't Work This) Da*n Contraption(I Can't Get No) SatisfactionThe Rolling Stones2006-12-225.05.05.0148
Shi'ite ChristmasWhite ChristmasBing Crosby2006-12-225.05.05.0160
Try to Remember (Duke University Assault Case)Try To RememberTom Jones/The Fantasticks2006-12-235.05.05.0162
I Believe (But I'm A Cynic)I BelieveFrankie Laine2006-12-265.05.05.0167
Old Lays MinedAuld Lang SyneTraditional2006-12-295.05.05.0140
My Fave Risque' ThingsMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2007-01-025.05.05.0272
All You Need Is CashAll You Need Is LoveThe Beatles2007-01-035.04.64.6354
PunctuateYesterdayThe Beatles2007-01-035.04.95.0220
To AgrimorfeeThe Sound Of SilenceSimon and Garfunkel2007-01-044.54.54.5133
SpidermanlovesmarijuanaeverybodyknowsitSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews2007-01-084.85.04.9168
Goose Her On The Sly In Thigh MoundLucy in the Sky with DiamondsThe Beatles2007-01-095.05.05.0165
Spider-Man And Marijuana: Better ExplanationSupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews2007-01-105.05.05.0173
Copping A Feel On HeatherStrawberry Fields ForeverThe Beatles2007-01-125.05.05.0128
Smears On My PillowTears On My PillowLittle Anthony And The Imperials2007-01-125.05.05.0139
The Star-Spangled Banner(Last Night) I Didn't Get To Sleep At AllThe Fifth Dimension2007-01-175.05.05.0159
(Last Night) I Didn't Get To Sleep At AllThe Star-Spangled BannerFrancis Scott Key2007-01-175.05.05.0182
Gee, Webmaster ChuckyGee, Officer KrupkeWest Side Story/Bernstein/Sondheim2007-01-184.54.54.5181
Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind? (S&M)Did You Ever Have To Make Up Your Mind?The Lovin' Spoonful2007-01-195.05.05.0188
You Don't Blow MeYou Don't Know MeEddy Arnold / Ray Charles2007-01-245.05.05.0714
Tokusou BlessrangerAway in a MangerTraditional2007-02-014.04.04.0154
Say A Prayer For Buddy Holly (2007)Deck The HallsTraditional2007-02-035.05.05.0164
Erections In Old Men ImperiledThe Wreck Of The Edmund FitzgeraldGordon Lightfoot2007-02-055.05.05.0247
Annie Hammond PeasBette Davis EyesJackie DeShannon / Kim Carnes2007-02-065.05.05.0124
I'm Britain, Britain Great, I AmI'm Henry, The Eighth, I AmHerman's Hermits2007-02-074.64.54.6402
Itty Bitty Ti**y OneLittle Bitty Pretty OneThurston Harris2007-02-075.05.05.0251
I Should Have Known BetterI Should Have Known BetterThe Beatles2007-02-084.43.83.8133
Gonna Be Sick Till It's Through (POTUS Campaign)I Get A Kick Out Of YouCole Porter2007-08-075.05.05.0195
GOP's Sickening, TooI Get A Kick Out Of YouCole Porter2007-08-093.03.03.0208
Hello, '08, Good-bye BushHello, Heartache, Good-bye LoveLittle Peggy March2007-08-102.12.12.1229
Barry, Barry (John, Not Bonds)Cherry, CherryNeil Diamond2007-08-135.04.95.0217
A Shepherd Am IAmerican PieDon McLean2007-08-145.05.05.0292
Bust OpBus StopThe Hollies2007-08-165.05.05.0213
Sheep: Care, OvineSweet CarolineNeil Diamond2007-08-175.05.05.0224
Let T*t BeLet It BeThe Beatles2007-08-205.05.05.0193
Mary JanePenny LaneThe Beatles2007-08-215.05.05.0188
Cherry Will PartCherry Hill ParkBilly Joe Royal2007-08-224.64.44.4219
The Ten CommandmentsMy Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2007-08-223.23.13.1364
Sheep Love YouShe Loves YouThe Beatles2007-08-235.05.05.0235
I Fought The Dogs (But The Law Won)I Fought The LawBobby Fuller Four2007-08-244.44.34.3248
You've Got To Hide Your Muff AwayYou've Got To Hide Your Love AwayThe Beatles2007-08-274.84.74.7194
Where Did Man Begin? (Creation / Evolution)Where Do I Begin? (Theme from "Love Story")Andy Williams2007-08-285.05.05.0205
Get A LifeLone Ranger Theme / William Tell OvertureGioacchino Rossini2007-08-295.05.05.0445
The WonderbraThe WandererDion2007-09-185.04.94.9296
Art And PoleHeart And SoulThe Cleftones2007-09-205.05.05.0174
Juice The KnifeMac The KnifeBobby Darin2007-09-204.64.84.7263
I Lie With Sheeps TonightThe Lion Sleeps TonightThe Tokens2007-09-214.74.74.7327
Fartin' HoleHeart And SoulThe Cleftones2007-09-215.05.05.0171
Don't Hang DownDon't Hang UpThe Orlons2007-09-245.05.05.0225
Who Put The "Blam" In The Ramadan Of Islam?Who Put The Bomp?Barry Mann2007-09-245.05.05.0484
Math-y ManHandy ManJimmie Jones / James Taylor2007-09-255.05.05.0203
Wart On Soul (OJ, Vick, Cheney, Craig, Etc.)Heart And SoulThe Cleftones2007-09-255.05.05.0160
Techno-Mire (Re-Do of Tenacious Lee 'Tech Studies'Ring Of FireJohnny Cash2007-09-265.05.05.0171
Those Dudes Were Tased (Campus Cop Drinking Song)Those Were The DaysMary Hopkin2007-09-265.05.05.0428
Back In The Ewe A*s, Us AreBack In The U.S.S.R.The Beatles2007-09-275.05.05.0215
(Kristof) RobertsonGalvestonGlen Campbell2007-09-275.05.05.0238
Muff, No Access: Rag OnPuff, The Magic DragonPeter, Paul, and Mary2007-09-284.54.54.5252
Shock-A-Guy, MaybeRock-A-Bye, BabyTraditional2007-09-285.05.05.0175
This Girl Is A Human CowThis Girl Is A Woman NowGary Puckett & The Union Gap2007-10-014.84.84.8574
Where Have All The Writers Gone?Where Have All The Flowers Gone?Pete Seeger2007-10-015.05.05.0272
Have You Got Bleating On Your Mind?Woman, WomanGary Puckett & The Union Gap2007-10-025.05.05.0190
Is AmIRight The Model Of A Boomer Humor URL?The Major-General's SongGilbert & Sullivan2007-10-025.05.05.0447
Girl On GirlWhite On WhiteDanny Williams2007-10-035.05.05.0189
The Wonder Of MeThe Wonder Of YouRay Peterson / Elvis Presley2007-10-035.05.05.0181
Fart Saves A Man Expensive RingLove Is A Many-Splendored ThingThe Four Aces2007-10-045.05.05.0184
I'm On the Outside (Looking In)I'm On the Outside (Looking In)Little Anthony and the Imperials2007-10-055.05.05.0775
Parody On The BrainRhapsody In The RainLou Christie2007-10-055.05.05.0172
Mart And BowlHeart And SoulThe Cleftones2007-10-065.05.05.0179
The Wonderful JewThe Wonder Of YouRay Peterson / Elvis Presley2007-10-065.04.85.0215
Who And Whom (Usage Guide)YesterdayThe Beatles2007-10-085.05.05.0307
The Wonder Of EweThe Wonder Of YouRay Peterson / Elvis Presley2007-10-085.05.05.0168
Fewer / Less (Usage Guide)YesterdayThe Beatles2007-10-095.05.05.0256
The Blunder In Loo (Sen. Larry Craig)The Wonder Of YouRay Peterson / Elvis Presley2007-10-095.05.05.0205
All I Foul Is The Air That You BreatheThe Air That I BreatheThe Hollies2007-10-105.05.05.0318
Larry Craig Knowing EweKnowing Me, Knowing YouABBA2007-10-115.05.05.0231
Is Your Purse A Gun Holder (Or On Your Period?)Put Your Head On My ShoulderPaul Anka2007-10-195.05.05.0390
404YesterdayThe Beatles2007-10-225.05.05.0188
Bind And Tie Her TightBlinded By The LightManfred Mann's Earth Band2007-10-235.05.05.0587
AmIRightersLittle ChildrenBilly J. Kramer with The Dakotas2007-10-245.05.05.0195
Tuna TacoDesperadoEagles2007-10-245.05.05.0525
My Song Was BannedStand By Your ManTammy Wynette2007-10-255.05.05.0233
DiRitoMariaWest Side Story / Bernstein/Sondheim2007-10-254.64.64.6191
There's Intercourse In Southern PennsylvaniaIt Never Rains In Southern CaliforniaAlbert Hammond2007-10-265.05.05.0239
Soprano ManPiano ManBilly Joel2007-10-265.05.05.0372
Almost Heaven, South AustraliaTake Me Home, Country RoadsJohn Denver2007-10-295.05.05.0424
Down Under, Love You (Australia Salute, Part II)The Wonder Of YouRay Peterson / Elvis Presley2007-10-305.05.05.0409
Losing (Don't Know Why) Your Hymen?Lucy In The Sky With DiamondsThe Beatles2007-10-314.84.84.8565
Woman In MallWoman In LoveBarbra Streisand2007-10-315.05.05.0255
Corleone's Guy Is Hyman (Roth)Lucy In The Sky With DiamondsThe Beatles2007-11-015.05.05.0307
UruguayYesterdayThe Beatles2007-11-015.04.94.9204
Just Assassination (Winning The Race For Me)Just My Imagination (Running Away With Me)The Temptations2008-05-285.05.05.0316
B'rack's Nuts Roasting: Jackson Opens FireXmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire)Nat King Cole2008-07-155.05.05.0237
Palin, PalinSailing, Sailing (Over The Bounding Main)Traditional2008-09-054.34.34.2426
Palin's MelodyUnchained MelodyThe Righteous Brothers2008-09-115.05.05.0229
God Bless The GovernorGod Bless AmericaIrving Berlin / Kate Smith2008-09-165.05.05.0155
Palin, I'm Impalin'RawhideFrankie Laine2008-09-165.05.05.0180
New Star, Palin: Fan, HerThe Star-Spangled BannerFrancis Scott Key2008-09-175.05.05.0186
Ms. Sarah P. The Beautiful (The *Last* One, I Promise)America The BeautifulKatharine Lee Bates2008-09-254.74.74.7177
Parody 200Torn Between Two LoversMary McGregor2008-09-265.05.05.0200
If I Gave My Vote To You (Non-Partisan Song)If I FellThe Beatles2008-10-025.05.05.0155
VP: A Hot VP, Or Indigestion?To Be, Or Not To BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet2008-10-235.05.05.0192
I Am BarackI Am A RockSimon & Garfunkel2008-11-214.95.05.0804
Love To Bend HerLove Me TenderElvis Presley2008-11-265.05.05.0161
Bush, We Will MissSealed With A KissBrian Hyland2008-12-024.74.74.7201
Release Me (Scooter Libby)Release MeEngelbert Humperdinck2008-12-165.05.05.0196
It's About Crime (Lisa Nowak)It's About Time (TV theme song)Gerald Fried and Sherwood Schwartz2008-12-175.05.05.0178
Shoes Fly; Don't Bother MeShoo Fly (Don't Bother Me)Traditional2008-12-175.05.05.0258
Shy And TightSilent NightJoseph Mohr and Franz Xavier Gruber2008-12-184.94.94.9172
Shouldn't It Be Hillary?Wouldn't It Be Loverly?My Fair Lady: Lerner/Lowe2008-12-185.05.05.0122
Smoke Gets In Your ThighsSmoke Gets In Your EyesThe Platters2008-12-195.05.05.0132
Hillary (2008 Presidential Primary Race)TammyDebbie Reynolds2008-12-195.05.05.0132
I Picked A Girl (John McCain)I Kissed A GirlKatie Perry2008-12-225.05.05.0221
Jiggle SellsJingle BellsJames Lord Pierpont2008-12-225.04.95.0153
I'm Not GayYesterdayThe Beatles2008-12-234.74.84.8235
Wouldn't Peace Be Brotherly?Wouldn't It Be Loverly?My Fair Lady2008-12-234.54.54.5126
'Bama's GuyBobby's GirlMarcie Blaine2009-01-264.64.64.6126
Born To Be Styled (John Edwards)Born To Be WildSteppenwolf2009-01-275.05.05.0156
Music All Died (Buddy Holly 50th Anniversary Tribute)Ticket To RideThe Beatles2009-02-035.05.05.0240
When The Bailout Starts Pouring From Those GuysWhen The Lovelight Starts Shining Through His EyesThe Supremes2009-02-185.05.05.0139
H-M-O(y)-VayY.M.C.AVillage People2009-02-195.05.05.0198
Trillion Granted; HeavingSome Enchanted EveningSouth Pacific / Rogers and Hammerstein2009-02-204.95.04.9121
I Am The LayY.M.C.A.Village People2009-02-264.65.04.8231
Ewe: "Don't Clone Me!"You Don't Own MeLesley Gore2009-03-185.05.05.0157
Grok Me, Or Disagree With My Sub-Jest-ion?To Be, Or Not To BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet2009-03-215.05.05.0133
Poon GiverMoon RiverAndy Williams2009-04-105.05.05.0151
Stranger In The LightStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra2009-04-145.05.05.0174
Burnout!Rawhide!Frankie Laine2009-04-155.05.05.091
TJCYesterdayThe Beatles2009-04-165.05.05.0116
I Say, To H*ll With YouI Put a Spell on YouScreamin' Jay Hawkins2009-04-165.05.05.0109
I'd Not Do Well v. You (JAB)I Put A Spell On YouScreamin' Jay Hawkins2009-04-175.05.05.0105
A Juvie Kind Of LoveA Groovy Kind Of LoveThe Mindbenders2009-04-215.05.05.0145
Fart-break Hotel, Peeh-Yew!I Put a Spell on YouScreamin' Jay Hawkins2009-04-225.05.05.0125
I Had Too Much Ice Cream (Last Night)I Had Too Much to Dream (Last Night)The Electric Prunes2009-04-235.05.05.098
Who Put The Prod To Sir Mahmoud Ahmadinejad?Who Put the Bomp?Barry Mann2009-04-235.05.05.0174
AhmadinejadStrangers In The NightFrank Sinatra2009-04-244.84.74.7175
Iran's The Very Model Of 'Salaam' Islamic ToleranceI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2009-04-294.74.74.7239
The End Of The World (Swine-Flu Style)The End Of The WorldSkeeter Davis2009-04-305.05.05.0228
Double Shot Of AmphetamineDouble Shot Of My Baby's LoveThe Swingin' Medallions2009-05-045.05.05.0166
That's Mark ScottiThat's AmoreDean Martin2009-05-054.24.24.2120
Life Ain't Easy With A High IQA Boy Named SueJohnny Cash2009-05-064.74.74.7203
Thank God It's FridayMy WayFrank Sinatra2009-05-075.05.05.0151
Do Not Forsake Us, B. Obama (Politically Neutral)High Noon (Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darlin')Tex Ritter / Frankie Laine2009-05-085.05.05.0124
A Blighter Maid To NailA Whiter Shade Of PaleProcol Harum2009-05-125.05.05.0142
Patches (Microsoft® Version)PatchesDickey Lee2009-05-125.05.05.0197
SnatchesPatchesDickey Lee2009-05-135.05.05.0124
No Bra, Eh?Volare (Nel Blu Dipinto Di Blu)Domenico Modugno2009-05-135.05.05.0178
ScratchesPatchesDickey Lee2009-05-145.05.05.0111
Thrilling Me Hard-ly With Her ThongKilling Me Softly With His SongRoberta Flack2009-05-145.05.05.0179
My Disfavored Things (U.S. Left / Right Wings)My Favorite ThingsJulie Andrews2009-05-155.05.05.0273
Both Sides Now (US Left- And Right-Wing Follow-Up)Both Sides NowJudy Collins2009-05-185.05.05.0126
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CherriesCherishThe Association2009-05-285.05.05.0107
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Sotomayor (English Version) (US Supreme Court)Cara MiaJay and The Americans2009-06-015.05.05.0155
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I Only Want To Sleep With YouI Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield2009-06-024.54.54.5175
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All You Bleed Is Blood (Monthly Version)All You Need Is LoveThe Beatles2009-06-045.05.05.0132
America (Sotomayor)AmericaWest Side Story/Bernstein/Sondheim2009-06-045.05.05.0124
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The First Time Ever I Saw Your PlaceThe First Time Ever I Saw Your FaceRoberta Flack2009-06-305.05.05.086
Porn On My PuterTears On My PillowLittle Anthony and the Imperials2009-06-305.05.05.0101
'Bama's Little Helper (Joe Biden)Mother's Little HelperThe Rolling Stones2009-07-015.05.05.098
Please Vista™ Please (Microsoft®)Please Mr. PleaseOlivia Newton-John2009-07-015.05.05.098
The First Time Ever I Saw Your LaceThe First Time Ever I Saw Your FaceRoberta Flack2009-07-025.05.05.090
The First Time Ever I Wore Your LaceThe First Time Ever I Saw Your FaceRoberta Flack2009-07-025.05.05.0114
(Chump) Change You Will Be-Leavin' (Us) [health care plan]I BelieveFrankie Laine2009-07-225.05.05.0114
Dr. Seuss Replies To TJCMultiple Books by Dr. SeussDr. Seuss (Theodor Seuss Giesel)2009-07-245.05.05.0122
ImagineImagineJohn Lennon2009-07-284.54.54.5105
God Only Knows What I'd Be Without EweGod Only KnowsThe Beach Boys2009-07-295.05.05.099
PelagicImagineJohn Lennon2009-07-295.05.05.084
In Vagin'ImagineJohn Lennon2009-07-305.05.05.0106
Riff Three Times (On The Same Song, 'Cause It's Fun To)Knock Three TimesTony Orlando and Dawn2009-07-305.05.05.092
Schtuppin' Ewe All DaySurfin' USAThe Beach Boys2009-07-315.05.05.0103
I'm Badgin' (Henry Louis Gates)ImagineJohn Lennon2009-07-315.04.94.9105
I'm Henry Louis Gates, I AmI'm Henry, The Eighth, I AmHerman's Hermits2009-08-035.05.05.0110
I Lamb... I Said (a/k/a) A Lamb In BedI Am... I SaidNeil Diamond2009-08-035.05.05.082
I Had Too Much Caffeine (Last Night)I Had Too Much To Dream (Last Night)The Electric Prunes2009-08-045.05.05.0109
What Child Is This? (WARNING: Highly Irreverent)What Child Is This?William Chatterton Dix2009-08-045.05.05.0104
I Am A Merry Maiden And An English-Major FiddlegirlI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2009-08-055.05.05.0141
Draggin' BehindDraggin' The LineTommy James2009-08-075.05.05.092
Anyone Who Smelled A FartAnyone Who Had A HeartDionne Warwick2009-08-114.34.34.375
It's Statutory Time I'm Servin'High Noon (Do Not Forsake Me, Oh My Darlin')Frankie Laine / Tex Ritter2009-08-115.05.05.072
Budweiser RapacityBohemian RhapsodyQueen2009-08-124.45.04.8126
Of Lovers: Compare TwoA Lover's Concerto / Minuet In G MajorThe Toys / Johann Sebastian Bach/Christian Petzold2009-08-135.05.05.089
Tell Laura I Dunked HerTell Laura I Love HerRay Peterson2009-08-135.05.05.0108
B'rack Me GentlyRock Me GentlyAndy Kim2009-08-195.05.05.096
Snaggin' What's Mine (The Current Administration)Draggin' The LineTommy James2009-08-205.05.05.091
I Am Binary-Modal, Sexa-Octal HexadecimalI Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major GeneralGilbert & Sullivan2009-08-205.05.05.0158
Out Of VodkaFrère JacquesTraditional (French)2009-08-215.05.05.0159
The Blight From Hell: Reign From Last NovemberIt Might As Well Rain Until SeptemberCarole King2009-08-254.94.44.663
Music To Watch Girls StripMusic to Watch Girls ByAndy Williams2009-08-255.05.05.093
Norma JeaneMaybelleneChuck Berry2009-08-264.84.94.965
Guess I'm An Old Fogey (The "F-Word" Song)On Top Of Old SmokeyTraditional2009-08-265.05.05.0106
Mrs. Brown, She's Underage, Your DaughterMrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely DaughterHerman's Hermits2009-08-275.05.05.080
TurtleRingoLorne Greene2009-08-275.05.05.083
What Word Through Yonder Comment Makes?Romeo and Juliet: The Balcony SceneWilliam Shakespeare2009-08-285.05.05.0146
(Three) Hundred SongsSixteen TonsTennessee Ernie Ford2009-08-285.05.05.0114
The Launch Of Space Shuttle DiscoveryRomeo and Juliet: The Balcony SceneWilliam Shakespeare2009-08-315.05.05.082
FG, Or Not FG: Ask Her Suggestion?To Be, Or Not To BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet2009-09-025.05.05.0100
ManilaMariaWest Side Story: Bernstein / Sondheim2009-09-045.05.05.0103
Safe Chat, Please (*Serious*)Please Please MeThe Beatles2009-09-095.05.05.087
I'd Love To Write With Each Of YouI Only Want To Be With YouDusty Springfield2009-09-105.05.05.0102
You're Filled Up With MensesAnnie's SongJohn Denver2009-09-104.64.64.687
Men, I'm Just A Horny Little GirlIn My Little Corner Of The WorldAnita Bryant2009-09-114.85.05.0172
Save The Last Draft For MeSave The Last Dance For MeThe Drifters2009-09-165.05.05.086
Savvy, Very, Man (Blackjack21 theme song)Solitary ManNeil Diamond2009-09-165.05.05.084
CollaborationAnticipationCarly Simon2009-09-175.05.05.083
MetaphorsbwithuSome Enchanted EveningSouth Pacific: Rogers and Hammerstein2009-09-175.05.05.065
My WayMy WayFrank Sinatra2009-09-185.05.05.0124
Nan-cy, What Rot: Nan-Cy (Pelosi)To Be, Or Not To BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet2009-09-185.05.05.0100
Tommy's SongAnnie's SongJohn Denver2009-09-234.94.94.998
Till There Was YouTill There Was YouThe Music Man: Meredith Wilson2009-09-235.05.05.080
Wonderdong'Underdog' Theme SongC. Stover, W. Biggers, T. Covington, J. Harris2009-09-245.05.05.067
Seizin' Love: First One (Teasin's Just Begun)Seasons In The SunTerry Jacks2009-09-245.05.05.076
Don't Miss Our Post, Man!Please, Mr. PostmanThe Marvelletes2009-09-255.05.05.086
Microsoftâ„¢ Is Suing Me Because I Dissed On Vistaâ„¢SupercalifragilisticexpialidociousJulie Andrews2009-09-255.05.05.0178
Orgy Girl (Not What You Think -- SFW)Georgy GirlThe Seekers2009-09-285.05.05.090
AnticipationAnticipationCarly Simon2009-09-285.05.05.070
Overture! (Fiddlegirl-Tommy Turtle Big Project)The Bugs Bunny Overture (This Is It!)Jerry Livingston and Mack David2009-09-295.05.05.086
You're My GirlYou're My WorldCilla Black2009-09-295.05.05.088
Baby, I'm YoursBaby, I'm YoursBarbara Lewis2009-10-015.05.05.081
Strange Words Come To Light (Ahmadinejad Is Jewish!)Strangers In The NightFrank Sinatra2009-10-145.05.05.095
ACORN's The Borrower, Screwing Lenders, See?Neither A Borrower, Nor A Lender BeWilliam Shakespeare: Hamlet (Lord Polonius)2009-10-145.04.44.888
 
 
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