-> "TT To TJC: What Fine Skull Session!"
Original Song Title:
"To Be, Or Not To Be"
Parody Song Title:
"TT To TJC: What Fine Skull Session!"
The Lyrics
Sub he: hot! TJC makes fine impression;
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to stuff 'er
The stingy arrow (What outrageous fortune!)
Or raise alarms against wee-wee's wee nubbles
Gender opposing: bend him. To lie, like creep --
What boor! -- and forgo sheep; instead, pretend:
A hard stake, and a thousand pounds of rocks
That flash, 'neath thereto. To lie; how cheap!
For deep, perchance maid gleam; ay, there she rub
For when they sleep together, screams may come
When she has sloughed it off, this poor lil' coil
And gives guffaws. There's no respect
To make, by cramming in stuff, such long pipe
For who would bare the "whip" so scorned; the crime -
Th' possessor's wrong; the proud man's detume-ly
The wang of despised love, because, betray --
The impotence to or'fice, and the spurns
So patent, merit, for his earthy fakes
When he himself might his coitus make
With a bare mann'kin? Who would, fertile, bear? --
To grunt and sweat with man appearing rife
But that in bed, finds someone hooked on meth
Discovers his effront'ry; star, *not*: porn!
No reveler returns; muzzles this swill,
And makes him rather bear the Willy, have
Then lie to others of "below" hot stuff
Thus Spanish Fly makes towers of the small
And thus ablative "two-inch" begs solution;
He's stickied o'er with a male cast he bought
And advertisers with great pitch, promote it
And disregard that FTC: awry [1]
And promise dames much action. -- Soft, it, now!
She barely feel ya! -- Limp, just thy oralin's:
Remembered of poor-membered
[1] FTC = Federal Trade Commission, which investigates fraudulent or deceptive advertising in the US.
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