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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
|---|---|---|---|
| Twelve Years of Brookstone | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | 2006-12-09 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| No Pills Dropped the Rolls From Me . | Its Still Rock & Roll To Me . | Billy Joel | No Votes | 42 | |||
| That'sa Sore A! | That's Amore! | Dean Martin | No Votes | 62 | |||
| All I Want Is Some Underwear | All I Want Is A Room Somewhere | My Fair Lady | 4.2 | 4.6 | 4.2 | 912 | |
| These Are The Truths We Turret's Guys Must Sing | These Are A Few of My Favorite Things | Sound of Music | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 97 | |
| I Am The Hairy Model For The Soloflex Gymnasium | I Am The Very Model of A Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan - Pirates of Penzance | 5.0 | 4.4 | 4.3 | 129 | |
| Ladled Lice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | No Votes | 60 | |||
| How To Resolve Her Case of Diarrhea | How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria | Rodger's & Hammerstein | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 59 | |
| Some Infected C-Ring | Some Enchanted Evening | South Pacific | 3.2 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 63 | |
| Go Get Dressed! | Be Our Guest! | Disney's Beauty & The Beast | 4.6 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 86 | |
| I'm Mensa's Major Mastermind with IQ That's Amazing 'em | Modern Major General | Gilbert & Sullivan | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 91 | |
| I Ate the Wry Gay | I Did It My Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.7 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 70 | |
| High Pay | My Way | Frank Sinatra | 4.7 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| My Favorite Mings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews - Sound of Music | 4.9 | 4.7 | 4.8 | 88 | |
| Favorite Things... What Happened? | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 83 | |
| Stacy's Mom is Always in the John | Stacy's Mom | Fountains of Wayne | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| I Am the Morose Movie Mogul | Modern Major General | Gilbert and Sullivan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Fatal Spice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Dreidel Heist | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Cable Splice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 51 | |
| Hate All Vice | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 50 | |
| Date Dull Guys! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Trade Small Fries! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Natal Lies! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Bade HAL Bye | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 4.7 | 4.7 | 59 | |
| Natty Nymph Loves To Be Public! | Battle Hymn of the Republic | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Playdoh's Nice! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 51 | |
| Pixie! | Dixie! | Traditional | 5.0 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| Staid Old Guys! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Grabel Eyes! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 52 | |
| Edel Guise! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Idolize! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Paid Dell Twice! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Stable Guys! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Fabled Thighs! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Great Tall Guys | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 63 | |
| Hate Dull Pies! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 53 | |
| Great ol' Wrys! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 51 | |
| Dumb Pair, Snakes and a Plane, Bro! | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 59 | |
| Dumb Hair, Over-Combed Mane, D'oh! | Somewhere Over The Rainbow! | Judy Garland | 4.2 | 4.2 | 4.2 | 53 | |
| Sunned Bare, Overdone Flamed Hose! | Somewhere Over The Rainbow | Judy Garland | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| Edelwife | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 69 | |
| Have You Flown Some In Fright? | Are You Lonesome Tonight? | Elvis Presley | 4.9 | 5.0 | 4.9 | 69 | |
| Chap That Drew A Jew Boo! | Chattanooga Choo Choo! | Glen Miller | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 601 | |
| Unerectable! | Unforgettable! | Nat King Cole and Natalie Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| When You Switch A `Don' And `Tar' | When You Wish Upon A Star | Jiminey Cricket in Disney's Pinnochio | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 100 | |
| Return To Mend Her | Return To Sender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 54 | |
| Come Spy With Me! | Come Fly With Me! | Frank Sinatra/Michael Bubble | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Me And My Crack Ho! | Me And My Shadow! | Frank Sinatra / Sammy Davis, Jr. | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 62 | |
| I Get No Clicks Out Of Ewes! | I Get A Kick Out Of You! | Frank Sinatra / Cole Porter | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 57 | |
| D'Oh-Ray-Me! | Do-Re-Mi | Julie Andrews / Sound of Music | 4.5 | 4.4 | 4.6 | 2067 | |
| Meat The Pimp'd Bone! | Meet The Flintstone's | Fred Flintstone | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Earl From Jeep n' Beemer | Girl From Ipanema | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Hang Down Your Head Mark Foley | Hang Down Your Head Tom Dooley | Traditional | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 74 | |
| Supercalculatingadvertisementsareatrocious! | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! | Mary Poppins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 79 | |
| Pristine Buns | Sixteen Tons | Tennessee Ernie Ford | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 165 | |
| Oh Lord, I Scored Spock! | Under The Boardwalk | The Drifters | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| Super-caligraphic-parodist's-muse-is-psychosis! | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! | Julie Andrews in Mary Poppins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| To Analyze They Buggered Me! | Wouldn't It Be Loverly | My Fair Lady | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.9 | 70 | |
| Dozen Years of Brookstone | Twelve Days of Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 72 | |
| Unredressable! | Unforgettable! | Nat King Cole and Natalie Cole | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 55 | |
| Super-callow-re-al-it-y-shows-are-so-atrocious! | Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious | Mary Poppins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 71 | |
| Guy-ring! | Crying! | Roy Orbison | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| Fatal Vice! | Edelweiss | Sound of Music | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 70 | |
| Yabba D! | Let It Be | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 58 | |
| Set It Free | Let It Be | Beatles | 4.6 | 4.6 | 4.6 | 55 | |
| Sorry About That Pain, Dear | Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.8 | 4.7 | 84 | |
| When You Lips It Sounds Bizarre | When You Wish Upon A Star | Disney / Jimminy Cricket | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 73 | |
| When Your Lips Aren't Up To Par | When You Wish Upon A Star | Disney / Jiminy Cricket | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 70 | |
| Climbed Sal'mon's Fountain | Climb Every Mountain | Sound of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 74 | |
| Feelin' Goofy ! | The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin' Groovy) | Simon and Garfunkel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 163 | |
| Protest the FDA! | God Bless the USA! | Lee Greenwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 75 | |
| Parodist's Rag | Vatican Rag | Tom Leherer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 86 | |
| Fanny Toy | Danny Boy | Traditional | 4.7 | 4.7 | 4.6 | 130 | |
| Forget Me Not Pie | American Pie | Don McLean | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Predictin's a Dud | Addicted to Love | Robert Palmer | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| Larry Craig Rag | Vatican Rag | Tom Leherer | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| Disputes With Steven Hawking | These Boots Are Made For Walkin' | Nancy Sinatra | 5.0 | 4.9 | 5.0 | 147 | |
| Hey There Messiah | Hey There Delilah | Plain White T's | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 285 | |
| The Plunder of Ewes | The Wonder of You | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 183 | |
| Larry the Red Hosed Flame, er... Dear! | Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Hate Allspice | Edelweiss | Sound Of Music | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 105 | |
| Scammed By Your Sham! | Stand By Your Man! | Tammy Wynette | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 104 | |
| Scammed By Your Spam! | Stand By Your Man! | Tammy Wynette | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 96 | |
| Monster Hash! | Monster Mash | Bobby "Boris" Pickett | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 267 | |
| i-Magine | Imagine | Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 152 | |
| Guacamole! | That's Amore! | Dean Martin | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| One-Ply T.P.! | Come Fly With Me! | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 84 | |
| Come Wry With Me! | Come Fly With Me! | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 56 | |
| Dumb Guy With Me! | Come Fly With Me! | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 64 | |
| F.L.D.S. | Y.M.C.A. | Village People | 4.8 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 130 | |
| I've Caught Ewe-Plunder-Guy's Skin | I've Got You Under My Skin | Frank Sinatra | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 77 | |
| Pun Regrettable! | Unforgettable! | Nat and Natalie Cole (duet version) | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 81 | |
| Gay Pair Law! | Que Sera! | Doris Day | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 39 | |
