-> "Bowie-Jovi, ABBA-Gaga, Mötley-Moody Load a' Jabba"
Original Song Title:
"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"
Parody Song Title:
"Bowie-Jovi, ABBA-Gaga, Mötley-Moody Load a' Jabba"
Dum dum dum dum, da *dum* dum dum dumb!
He was afraid to post spoofs on 'Am-I-Right' (couldn't cope!)
He'd been as burned as a rank 'noob' could be (rope a dope?)
It seemed predestined, despite a fifth re-write: (nada hope!)
That his tenth Star Wars spoof would get all 'threes'!
Straight 3's vote? Tell the Empire what he wrote!
It was a—
Bowie-Jovi, ABBA-Gaga, Mötley-Moody load a' Jabba
That he penned binging Red Bull—a ton!
This ZZ-Bee Gee, mock 'a Chaka, Marley-Miley 'Ode Chewbacca!'*
Was not received well—perhaps it's been done?!
3, P, O: What came next, pray tell Lando?
Dum-dum-bum-PUN, un-*speak*-a-ble-y dumb!
He then queried 'Right's' illumin'naughty (what a crew!)
How could he better his Star Wars-o-dies? (get a clue!)
AirFarce, Turtle, n' Alvin said, "Bawdy" (so what's new?)
Is the one sure way 'Spoof Jedis' succeed!"
C, quill, six: Darthy, spill their Ozzy tricks!
AF: "Just pen some—
Yo-Yo-Solo, Sith'y-titty Nine-Inch 'Obie' jokes to 'Chitty'"
If you want to 'be one' with your write
Turtle: "Then lay a Leia Nitty-Brit'y, MJ-Death Star riff to Diddy"
Alvin: "Then noob, just maybe, those voters will bite!"
R-2, shucks: Took advice—got banned from Chuck's!!
Dum-bum-scum-PUN, in-*F'*-a-bull-y DUMB!
By his computer he moped, feeling wary (what a noob!)
Chagrined he'd been dumped per-func-tor-ily (what a boob!)
But then he sent a PM to John Barry (not a rube!)
Who said to "Couch lurid language slyly!"
Three, too coarse! How'd John 'Cheap Trick' censor's 'force'?
Satyr-Vader, scatin-Latin cum'in laude Ewok at 'em"
Idioms from 'dead' language that's tough!
Like "Endor bend-o're, R-2 c'est true—Foo-Kink Amadala, et tu?"
Then 'Am-I' Pad'wan, you'll have the 'Right' stuff!
From those Star Wars spoofs to Star Trek--
To a d'itsy par-o-dy—
Guess you've guessed from this sub-par drek...
YES, 'that noobie guy' was ME!
(Cha cha cha!)
* per Wookiepedia
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