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Song Parodies -> "Bowie-Jovi, ABBA-Gaga, Mötley-Moody Load a' Jabba"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini"

Parody Song Title:

"Bowie-Jovi, ABBA-Gaga, Mötley-Moody Load a' Jabba"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics


OK, I'm admitting it up front—the following lyrics make the originals look like genius!
YouTube link to the amusing French version HERE.
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Dum dum dum dum, da *dum* dum dum dumb!

He was afraid to post spoofs on 'Am-I-Right' (couldn't cope!)
He'd been as burned as a rank 'noob' could be (rope a dope?)
It seemed predestined, despite a fifth re-write: (nada hope!)
That his tenth Star Wars spoof would get all 'threes'!

Straight 3's vote? Tell the Empire what he wrote!

It was a—
Bowie-Jovi, ABBA-Gaga, Mötley-Moody load a' Jabba
That he penned binging Red Bull—a ton!
This ZZ-Bee Gee, mock 'a Chaka, Marley-Miley 'Ode Chewbacca!'*
Was not received well—perhaps it's been done?!

3, P, O: What came next, pray tell Lando?
Dum-dum-bum-PUN, un-*speak*-a-ble-y dumb!

He then queried 'Right's' illumin'naughty (what a crew!)
How could he better his Star Wars-o-dies? (get a clue!)
AirFarce, Turtle, n' Alvin said, "Bawdy" (so what's new?)
Is the one sure way 'Spoof Jedis' succeed!"

C, quill, six: Darthy, spill their Ozzy tricks!

AF: "Just pen some—
Yo-Yo-Solo, Sith'y-titty Nine-Inch 'Obie' jokes to 'Chitty'"
If you want to 'be one' with your write
Turtle: "Then lay a Leia Nitty-Brit'y, MJ-Death Star riff to Diddy"
Alvin: "Then noob, just maybe, those voters will bite!"

R-2, shucks: Took advice—got banned from Chuck's!!
Dum-bum-scum-PUN, in-*F'*-a-bull-y DUMB!

By his computer he moped, feeling wary (what a noob!)
Chagrined he'd been dumped per-func-tor-ily (what a boob!)
But then he sent a PM to John Barry (not a rube!)
Who said to "Couch lurid language slyly!"

Three, too coarse! How'd John 'Cheap Trick' censor's 'force'?

"Mosh-up Greek—
Satyr-Vader, scatin-Latin cum'in laude Ewok at 'em"
Idioms from 'dead' language that's tough!
Like "Endor bend-o're, R-2 c'est true—Foo-Kink Amadala, et tu?"
Then 'Am-I' Pad'wan, you'll have the 'Right' stuff!

From those Star Wars spoofs to Star Trek--
To a d'itsy par-o-dy—
Guess you've guessed from this sub-par drek...
YES, 'that noobie guy' was ME!
(Cha cha cha!)

* per Wookiepedia

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Leo Keough - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah, the joys of hazing on AmIRight...as only you could pen!!!...555!!!

And I'm curious, did you really get banned as a n00b?
Mark Scotti - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
You're creativity overfloweth.... LOL!
John Barry - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Brilliant!
Timmy1000 - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Simply outstanding!
AFW - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
You make group's names very singable..fun parody to read and sing..and thanks for the name dropping...but, this tale is fiction, right?
Mr Jazzer - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
yaba . . daba . . . doo
Andy Primus - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Great bit of writing. I thought you was having another laugh with Wookiepedia till I Googled it & found it's actually real.
Hardly Any Bikini Atoll - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
What a nuclear blast from your past! So funny, I'm fission' in my pants! A radiation mushroom cloud raining Fives over a wide -- er, skimpy -- area!
TJC - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Leo, Mark, John, Timmy, AFW, Mr Jazzer, Andy and Ger'Atoll! Really appreciate the v's & c's... And Leo & AF, it's completely fictional--never banned...or was I? Ha! And Andy... yeah, I came across that Wookiepedia site too and just had to include as a reference given the great name!
Old Man Ribber - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
One - two - three- four! A round of straight 5s you score! ;D
alvin - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
clever concept....fun to read too...and hey....thanks for the nod
Christie Marie M - August 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Very clever parody, TJC!! Loved the way you added renowned parody artists in the song. Take some itsy-bitsy 5's!
blackjack21 - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
You know what they say; bawdy sells. Great job, artfully done. Three bodacious fives.
TJC - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
OMR, alvin, Christie, & BJ21... This Procol Yokel thanks yee kindly!
Kristof Robertson - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody made my head hurt... but in a good way! Excellent, off-the-wall writing here, TJC. A Death Star's worth of creativity. 555
Gari J - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Its hard enough to read in your mind let alone sing to it, very clever wording for a ridicolous song. 555
Fiddlegirl - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
O...M...G! Words fail me. Fortunately, though, they don't fail you! Absolutely marvelous. :D
Kwajalein and Marshall Islands - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
*Just* caught "ineffably" -- one of the risks of a surfeit of superbity (?) ... plus This One being "Lost In Space", as you know. :)
TJC - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Many thanks to Kristof (I hope your recent resurfacings are more than intermittant/sparse Kameos!), Gary J (appreciate it!), FG (You are toooooewe kind! I anxiously await your next production.... hell, I may as well just give you the fives now--555!), and K&MI (surfeit of superbity? I like it! Sounds like boffin technoslang from the world of quantum computing... so that's 'K' space yer lost in?!)
K space? - August 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry, ya lost me there, too.

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