Stacy's mom is always in the john
Stacy's mom is always in the john
Stacy's mom is always in the john
Stacy's mom is always in the john

[Click click click]

Stacy, your mom's a hot-tie, don'tcha se-e-e? (I sure see)
She never, ever eats but sure has'ta p-e-e-e (says she pees)
Perfect face and figure, and I love her hair (love that hair)
But still I wonder, what she's doing in the-e-e-re' (do in there)

So I taped my old web cam to her toilet seat
Hid out in the yard and goggled at the feed!

Stacy's mom has got a robot mons!
It's pulsing green--think it's really tur-urned on
And where the girl should pee, she's inserting batteries
Ya' under her chiffon, this Stepford mom is built like Tron

Stacy's mom is always in the john
Stepford mom's have power-hungry mons

[Click click click]

Stacy, do you remember com-pu-ter cla-as-s? ("puter class)
Ironic, how your mom sits on her OWN la-a-a-ap (laptop ass)
I watched her systems cyclin', comin' alive (comin' alive)
But her booty's re-bootin', duh, she's Windows Ninty-Fi-i-i-ve! (still ninty-five)

And I know that it's JUST my ad-o-lescent pride
But now I'm sick with envy "cause its INTEL who's inside!


Stacy's mom has got a robot mons!
It's pulsing green—god it's really tur-urned on
Your dad must think its swell, its way better, dude, than Dell
MPeeThrees's rock ON your mommy's USB pimped mons

~ musical inter-lewd ~

Stacy's mom, from Stepford and Saigon
Her circuits are hot and there's lots of silicon
Come on babe let's go and get D-cells at Cost-co
I know I'm no Don Juan, but I'm in sync with Stacy's mom

Stacy's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh
Stacy's mom, ah-oh-ah-oh
Stacy, I'm sor-ry! It's the Stepford life for me
I know she's silicon, but I'm 'N Sync with Stacy's mom