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Song Parodies -> "Return To Mend Her"

Original Song Title:

"Return To Sender"

Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"Return To Mend Her"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Don't know the OS? Return To Sender MIDI here ~ Even Dr. Frankenstein's finding it hard to get good help these days...

Been workin' all night in the grave-yard
Yeah 'piece work' way out back
That frickin' Igor, though he slave's hard
He switched my bride's parts sac!

And now I've gotta

Return to mend her
Find eyes that match!
Swap two left feet
'De-bone' snatch!

I'm really sorry
You're voice ain't right
My 'hunch' is Igor got
Your throat from Barry White!

When lightnin' strikes then I'll be woo-in'
E-lec-tri-fy my bride
My lab's a' smokin'—Damn—she's ru-ined!
A voltage spike! She's fried

(So now he's gonna)

Return to mend her
She's Franken-vile!
Crisped and rendered
Cajun style!

(Yeah) I'm gonna slash, gonna hack
And replace 'em parts that's black
Gonna build me a Brittany Spears!
Be her Mad-Doc Fed-er-line
Make her horny by design—and
Put nuthin' tween those ears!

(And now she's breathin')

She yearns—woos tender
So sizz-lin' hot!
Glad I sewed in
Six G-spots!

(And now she's squeezin')

She yearns—woos tender
My lus-ty lass!
So glad I gave her
J. Lo's ass!

(And now he's wheezin')

She yearns—woos tender
And don't talk back!
So glad I mounted
Dolly's rack!

(Return to mend her!)

(Return to mend her!)

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AFW - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Humerous with a capitol H...reminiscent of Mel Brook's "Young Frankenstein" or "The Bride Of..." an adjective adventure..
alvin rhodes - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
the "debone snatch" line made me spew fruit loops..ditto "6 G spots"
Agrimorfee - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Necrophilia and misogyny...good clean fun at Amiright! 555
PMS - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
What alvin said
Red Ant - September 25, 2006 - Report this comment
"Glad I sewed in…/Six G-spots!"; ah yes, but could you find them all? ;-) j/k, another humorous treatment here, TJC.
TJC - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comments guys.... was holding off on this one... reluctant to let you know of my secred shame... Igor-mania! (by the by, the Mad-Doc Federline line should have been Franken-Federline!)
Spoof-Man - October 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Hillarys is right...where do you come up with this stuff!! Elvis would be proud!!!!

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