-> "Coq Au Vin Lewinsky Hummus Clams™!"
Original Song Title:
"Walking In A Winter Wonderland"
Original Performer:
Bing Crosby, Dean Martin, etc
Parody Song Title:
"Coq Au Vin Lewinsky Hummus Clams™!"
The Lyrics
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Gray jells cling -- to each serving
Ladled plate's -- Ewww, unnerving!
It's opening night
But something ain't right:
Coq Au Vin Lewinsky Hummus Clams™!
Passed away -- the food writer
Medics say -- "Got a biter!"
I'm guessin' they'll bar
My Michelin star
Chalk it up to Coq'y Hummus Clams™!
In this restaurant I've sunk a fortune
'Word-of-mouth' is key--or so I've found
Thus I reasoned, "Nothin' sells like 'whore poon'!"
in HINDsight Naughty Bi-valve'd Coq's unsound!
Later on -- at the courthouse
Catered prawns -- from my Torte Haus™
'De-briefed' the whole place
They blew out my case
Yockin' judge 'evacuated' stands!
In this business 'word-of-mouth' is crucial
Little things'll thwart the best laid plans
Customers (surviving) 'word' was 'douchial'
Perhaps our hummus'd coqs got out of hand?
Now I sell -- 'Nam Falafel™
From a cart -- damn, they're awful!
This Asian-Greek mange
Is *truly* 'free-range'
ROCKin' Ho-Chi-Gyros™ at my stand!
And since my sous chef's are rats
I brought some big vats--
Yockin' bins for chunder's close at hand!
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