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Song Parodies -> "Grabel Eyes!"

Original Song Title:

"Edelweiss"

Original Performer:

Sound of Music

Parody Song Title:

"Grabel Eyes!"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

Don't know the OS? Tacky Edelweiss MIDI here
Grable eyes!
Maybellized!
Long—longer—longest lashes!

Glommed on goo's, bulk accrues
Too much? Levator* crashes!

You're an adherent to "more is best!"
Rocky Horror—ver-y!

Have your way
but—M.J.
Don't you know you're ma-Scary?

~ repeat ~

*Levator orbis – primary muscle opening eyelid

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John Barry - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
You are on a roll! "Ma-Scary" a particularly nice touch; can be interepreted on several levels.
alvin rhodes - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
"eye" give ya fives
Rick C - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
You're like the Swiss John Barry with this song. 555
AFW - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Short, deep, and clever, as always...and the beat goes on
TJC - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks all...John... several levels? I only saw one... oops! Alvin- punny! Rick C- thank you but I can't see cranking out a hundred of these... my wife would divorce me! AFW- thanks! Your last few have been par excellance!
Dee Range - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
I can see ideas come easy for you, TJC. I believe JAB was cloned! Good description of make-up excess. Luckily I have stock in Aunt Jemima....when a women slathers on pancake makeup, I cash another check.
Meriadoc - August 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmmm...was the second verse about Tammy Faye?
Adagio - August 31, 2006 - Report this comment
Exagerated eyeliner and over the top lip goo...I can picture it. Good job.

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