Song Parodies -> Meat The Pimp'd Bone!
| Original Song Title: | "Meet The Flintstone's" |
| Original Performer: | Fred Flintstone |
| Parody Song Title: | "Meat The Pimp'd Bone!" |
| Parody Written by: | TJC |
Don't know the OS? Flintstone's Theme MIDI here ~ George Jetson, having just his new Spacely Sprokets penile implant, er, um, installed—and feeling a bit Neanderthal about the whole situation, waxes poetic about its glorious attributes! —Warning: Some of the lyrics are downright Hana-Barbaric!
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{George Jetson Sings}
Limp's flown, meat the "pimp'd bone"
I've the Foley-Moley ® Model 3
Thrums and, makes my bed rock
Got mine down at Sprocket's fac-tor-y
Jane rides—with abandon, says it's sweet
Thing's smart—son of SkyNet*, watch it seek!!
When you've got a pimp'd bone
Have a yab-ba stab-ba spew time
No drab in-you-time
We'll have a Cray® old time!
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{Jane, his wife, sings}
Pimp'd bone, hard as flint stone
Now poor Janey, I'm all blis-ter-y!
So bought—Paris Bangkok®
Runs on Cesium and double D's!
Come day—we're spent, worn out with delight
Hot love—cyb-erotic proxy fight!
When George got a pimp'd bone
Have a yab-a-dab'a Woo! time
No flacid-you-time
We'll have a lay old time!
{George}
Astro-o—o——O! Drop that 'bone' !
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*SkyNet – relentless sentient computer from the Terminator movies
{George Jetson Sings}
Limp's flown, meat the "pimp'd bone"
I've the Foley-Moley ® Model 3
Thrums and, makes my bed rock
Got mine down at Sprocket's fac-tor-y
Jane rides—with abandon, says it's sweet
Thing's smart—son of SkyNet*, watch it seek!!
When you've got a pimp'd bone
Have a yab-ba stab-ba spew time
No drab in-you-time
We'll have a Cray® old time!
~
{Jane, his wife, sings}
Pimp'd bone, hard as flint stone
Now poor Janey, I'm all blis-ter-y!
So bought—Paris Bangkok®
Runs on Cesium and double D's!
Come day—we're spent, worn out with delight
Hot love—cyb-erotic proxy fight!
When George got a pimp'd bone
Have a yab-a-dab'a Woo! time
No flacid-you-time
We'll have a lay old time!
{George}
Astro-o—o——O! Drop that 'bone' !
~
*SkyNet – relentless sentient computer from the Terminator movies
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inspired lunacy...5s
Geez...where'd you get this idea? : D
Thanks guys! By the way, near the end `Hot' love... was supposed to have been `Bot' love....
I'd of given ya fives just for "Hanna- Barbaric" but "yabba stabba spew..." wow. I'm never going to hear the OS again without thinking of that line. Thanks!
I am not sure what is going on here ring a bell
"Yabba-stabba-spew" had me in stiches as well. Very risque, but huge fun. TJC. Didn't get the Foley Moley and Cray references, but didn't affect my enjoyment. 555
Thanks to PMS - sorry I guess that image is a bit disturbing! ~~ Mr. Crazy-I guess this was my most off the wall parody ever and I apologize. ~~ Kristof - Thanks! Foley Moley was a play on sexual predator Mark Foley & Holy Moley -- thought it might be a fitting name for a penile prosthesis in the year 6500 or whenever the Jetson's takes place! Cray was the first company to commercialize super computers... just wanted to get the idea accross that George's new `bone' is probably smarter than him!
Quite a pimped up...er pumped up....er...great parody!
Flat-out awesome, TJC. Many creative and funny rhymes throughout, but my favorite had to be turning "Bedrock" into "bed rock". 555+
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