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Song Parodies -> "Fanny Toy"

Original Song Title:

"Danny Boy"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Fanny Toy"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

Living off-the-grid isn’t all it’s cracked up to be…~ ~ Don't know the OS? ~ A feine Danny Boy MIDI that actually matches the parody here ~
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Oh fanny toy! Your pipe-r’s tune’s a’calling
Sweet music penetrates to deepest glens
Though 'whooo-de-gras'—I've missed—your batt’ry’s dying
In leiu, made do, with cell phone's vi-bra-shuns!

‘Tis furrow 'crack’ when Rabbit™ burrows fervently
Re-energized by my solar array
Thus, I'm in-thralled in sunshine—not in shadow
Oh fanny toy, faux Danny Boy, don't die, I pray!

So I can come, when summer’s in the meadow
Tho' must abstain as winter’s light wans fey
'Twas it pipe-dreaming—you and I there lying
Thou fully charged and 'easing' darkest days?

Some day I'll feel, your near forgot sweet motion
Then dewy slopes will warm and honeyed be
But off-the-grid, its 'seasonal' elation
And so you’ll rest in ‘piece’ ‘til summer’s rays re-preese
I’m saving you a slot—so hasten summer, please!
~
* I hope this brings you some solstice... *

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John Barry - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Aye, yon bummy banks and braes. Good work, lad.
AFW - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny idea and follow up
stuart mcarthur - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
ha! clever wordplay to the max TJC, and probably the most poetic piece I've ever read about a dildo (dewy!! honeyed slopes!!) - and way to go with the research mate - I didn't know "Rabbit" was a brand - 555
TJC - July 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Appreciate your comments and votes. Wish I had more time to devote to the site, but I'm so frickin' slow!

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