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Oh fanny toy! Your pipe-r’s tune’s a’calling
Sweet music penetrates to deepest glens
Though 'whooo-de-gras'—I've missed—your batt’ry’s dying
In leiu, made do, with cell phone's vi-bra-shuns!

‘Tis furrow 'crack’ when Rabbit™ burrows fervently
Re-energized by my solar array
Thus, I'm in-thralled in sunshine—not in shadow
Oh fanny toy, faux Danny Boy, don't die, I pray!

So I can come, when summer’s in the meadow
Tho' must abstain as winter’s light wans fey
'Twas it pipe-dreaming—you and I there lying
Thou fully charged and 'easing' darkest days?

Some day I'll feel, your near forgot sweet motion
Then dewy slopes will warm and honeyed be
But off-the-grid, its 'seasonal' elation
And so you’ll rest in ‘piece’ ‘til summer’s rays re-preese
I’m saving you a slot—so hasten summer, please!
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