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Song Parodies -> "More-An-Activist-Enchantress-Than-a-'Blairish'-Witch, Me!"

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"More-An-Activist-Enchantress-Than-a-'Blairish'-Witch, Me!"

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Here, Christine O’Donnell(R-Deleware), *still* trying to put that just-won't-die 'witch thing’ behind her, holds one last Hail-Mary press conference—in an enchanting twist, she *sings* her prepared statement!

“Be-cause a simple slip of tongue can snowball in the press
It seems a certain subject has the media ‘possessed’
I’m sure you’ve heard, some lefty turds link me with the ‘occult’
So now I’m forced to be wich youse to cast off their insults!”

More-An-Activist-Enchantress-Than-a-'Blairish'-Witch, see
Sure, I’m into brooms n’ bats--but only ‘cause they’re kitch-y
Yes, I chain smoke ‘Salems’—like, without ‘em this babe's Bitch-y’
Fie yer Inquisition boys—my wand hand’s gettin' itch-y!

[ONE - eye - of - newt’ll - do—cauldron o’ beers!]
[ONE eye—of—Newt’ll - do—Gingrich in tears!]

No incantation, po-tion, curse, enchantment, hex or jinx
I’ve brewed can shake the press’s view: “This frickin' wiccan drinks!”
And anti-’fey folk’ diatribes I’ve made got wags to mock:
“Hey, nothing calls gay kettles black like all-girl coven ‘crocks’!”

GOP-style Sorcery’s-Bewitching-’Bama’s-JuJu
Mean-as-Mel, these nasty spells this Senate Seeker’s stooped to:
Druid charms I made ripped Rahm’s then exposed Biden’s tu-tu
Tune in FOX (my vilest pox)—it’s made Pel’ seem *more* cuckoo!

[SHOCK – me – with - ‘Ox-ford-gate’(1)——FIC-tion-al - dude]
[LOCK knees - don’t - mas-tur-bate——FRIC-tion,- is - rude!]

Subbing ‘pot’ for henbane’s got more ‘high’ in my ‘high-jinxer’
Sure bet call this Pagan Pol’s a floater, not a sinker(2)
Still denounce me as a ‘witch’?—Yer timing surely stinks sir:
‘Muffed’ last spell—now waist down, hell—IT — SEEMS — I’M — HEN-RY — WINK-LER**!


**Within seconds, the new ‘Fonz’ half of her casts off their anti-masturbation stance...

(1). In resumes she has indicated she attended Oxford--subsequently debunked and withdrawn from her profile without explanation.

(2). A ‘no-win’ trial for accused witches, who were bound and thrown into water. It was believed the guilty floated while the innocent sank.

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Mark Scotti - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
GREAT big 7 entry, TJC! casting you 555 black cats...
Old Man Ribber - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
TJC - Masterful job on one of the masterworks. If there were no Christine O'Donnell, it would be necessary to invent ;D
John Barry - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Satan's-gal-is-cabalistic-hexed-she-all-the-voters. Super job!
Macbethter-bait - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Vibrates and pulsates with penetrating wit! ... Guess to kill witches, you can either drown, burn, or gas 'em. (heh!) .... TMGLTM, but faves - salem ref, play on Newt,, "frickin' Wiccan". 555. Trivia:
Skip that last word - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Decided the trivia wasn't a good idea. Forgot to delete the word.
Holden' Cauldron - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Catcher in the Rye-bald act!
TJC - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Cauldrons-full-o' phantasmAIRgorical thanks for your votes n' comments all. And Macbethter-bait n' Holden Cauldron--owing to your wicked sense of vapours n' humors, I'm keepin' my eye of Newet on ewe!
Lovin' from the Coven - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
But does she weigh the same as a duck?... ;)... LOL @ "wich youse", "frickin' Wiccan", the Salems, and the line about the kettle/crock (along with several others). 555 incantations
Below Average Dave - October 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Supercalifrgi blah--crazy song to parody, remember when I did it, good job TJC
Ann Hammond - October 22, 2010 - Report this comment
he he

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