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Song Parodies -> "D'Oh-Ray-Me!"

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Julie Andrews / Sound of Music

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The Lyrics

Don't know the OS? Do Re Mi MIDI here ~ It appears that poor Julie is on the ropes!
Let's start with that man, Matt Groening
The 'dude' who invented YOU
When you read you begin with


When you sing you begin with do-re-mi



The first three notes just happen to be-




Management *really* wants you three to tune up in time for your guest appearances on Family Guy.
Let me think Oh, let's see if I can make it easier
First I'll go and then you follow!

Doe, a deer, a female deer
Ray, a drop of golden sun
Me, a name I call myself
Fa, a long long way to run
Sew, a needle pulling thread
La, a note to follow sew
Tea, I drink with jam and bread
That will bring us back to Doe!

Now wasn't that easy? now you give it a whirl, Lisa!

Okay, I'll give it the old college try, even though I'm in sixth grade--
but with a soupcon of sax-o-phone sass if you please, Miss Julie!

D'oh, oh dear, oh dear oh dear!
Ray, a tangent vector sum!
Me, my ego driven self
Fa, a Farvenugen pun
So, what's happnin' in that head?
La, preceeds the 'Ti-Da', bro
'T', he's blinged with mohawked head
That Bejing's Iraq's new beau! Oh! Oh! Oh!

Well, um, er, a skosh unconventional, Lisa, but I think you've got the hang of it
Would you like to give it a go Bart?

Yeah, right Try this one on for size Harry Poppins

Dough, its clear, it buys Duff beer
Ray, the Death Star's biggest gun
ME, a lame Win-dows™ OS
Fa-, a 'half-a-curse' from bums
"So", "What-evah" word instead
La, one-half of "La-La", ho!
T- HC makes me eat bread
That will bring a whack from D'Oh! Yo! Blow! Joe!

Whoooa! Big boy precocious aren't we?
Well, Homer Do you think, perhaps, you might show the youngsters why your age cohorts deserve the sobriquet "greatest generation"?
I'm counting on you!
Remember, my job depends on the quality of your work!

Sober Kat? Lady, I haven't been sober in years, right Marge? Oh alright! Here goes:

D'oh, my beer!, What? Bart come here!
Ray, my plant-mate drinkin' chum
Mi, a Farrow—Woody dumped
Fa--, the gas from just one bun
Sew, all Marge will do in bed
LA, where whackos tend to go
Tea, 'Long Island' born and bred
Jerry Springs us back to D'oh! Oh! No! No!

Ifeel faint

Alright kids, all together now!

[ ALL SIMPSONS (singing in perfect 3 part harmony) ]
Doe, Jule's deers, got lyme tick rears!
Ray, her half-wit moochin' son!
Me, a Shrek voice in some toon!
Fa, for "My Fa Lady" shun!
So, Miss Pop-pins is now dead!
La, a note you now can't blow!
T for hanging by a Thread!
Now you're on the Simpson Show!
D'Oh! Ray! Me! Fa! Sew! La! Tea! D'Oh!
Tea! D'Oh!

{sound of self-inflicted gunshot followed by sussurations of slender female body slumping to floor}

"I didn't do anything nobody saw me do it can't prove anything!"

"I have dibs on the umbrella!"

"Heard she was just doing porn now, anyway"

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 23

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   3
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 3   0
 4   2
 5   18

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2LD4U - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious! You have all of the characters down to a tea!!!!
Matthias - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Ahhhhh.... Family Guy reference
alvin rhodes - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
masterfully written
Jack Wilson - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL this is AWESOME 555!
Stuart McArthur - October 03, 2006 - Report this comment
wow! gobsmacked I am - so many clever little things "That Bejing's Iraq's new beau" whatever it means it reads beautifully, and "Fa--, the gas from just one bun" was just inspired - great concept too - 555
TJC - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks D'Oh much to 2LD4U, Matthias, alvin Jack and Stuart!
The Charnstar - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Only the best get all oned... minus the best lucky ones.... 5-5-5
Adagio - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Truly inspired and funny.....I loved all the lines and I can't just point out one,'fa' really one of the top ones. So are a lot of others. 5's
Spoof-Man - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
PMS - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
"Fa the gas from just one bun" LOL
TJC - October 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Charnstar, Adagio, Spoof-man and PMS... Julie had it comming!
Mr.crazy - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
made no sense
Wtf? - October 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Some stupid moron voted 1's? I'll kill him.
sloatead - October 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Dope, the guy who voted ones, Ray-suns he must have for brains, Me, for you, I voted fives, Fah, to the guy voting ones, So, my comments are quite lame, La la, doesn't even rhyme, Te-deum to read this post, So, like Homer, I'll say D'OH!
Phil Alexander - April 25, 2007 - Report this comment
Superb :-D Must have missed this first time around.
Allan - October 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Looking for another version that I heard in College but can't remember all lines. Does anyone know the redneck version? Doe-the front door to my mobile home. Ra-the dude that lives next door. Me-A name I be calling myself. Fa-burned down my mobile home. Sol-the car to pay the rent. La-'d to my wife about how the money was spent....what's next?
arnold - December 07, 2007 - Report this comment
doe a deer i shot last year.......
belinda - December 13, 2007 - Report this comment
ray, a guy that pumps my gas..
Alan Morton - August 13, 2008 - Report this comment
I am from Liverpool in the U.K where all the great comedians on this planet come from and I have to award you Honorary Citizenship (or should that be Citisenship ???)
Howley - January 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Me and him got in a fight. Fa is where I kicked his ass.
Ryan - May 16, 2015 - Report this comment
i will kick the guy who voted 1's azz and then drop him in a sinkhole, who would not like this? this page will all ways make me laugh
Jgw - January 27, 2017 - Report this comment
Would love to hear the whole redneck version!???!?? Please!!!

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