King of Pop--self-professed
Now the DA will attest
All that 'hanky-pank' in Neverland
Led to his re-arrest
How could he
Be set free?
Two words: ‘pedophile jury'
See the judge's consternation
O're the tabloid's salivation
MJ preens, then he'll pose
On Fox News he's juxtaposed
With the Pope, Clay Aiken, Satan and Mae West!
We hope to see him moon walk
In the yard at Lompoc
Prepossessed
To molest
GO GET DRESSED!

Moron Moms
Dildo Dads
Pack their prepubescent lads
Off to Michael's ranch so they can ‘sleep'
On sticky mattress pads!
Then they wail
And they moan
Oh God, how could we had known
That guy capering in veils
Could be thirsty for young males?
Let's review, your first clue
Well, he owns a petting zoo!
And with bones of freakish dead guys he's obsessed
His father lets sequester
Him too, a molester
That incest
Mike repressed
NOW HE'S MESSED!


Wanks and pundits suggest
That unless MJ confessed
All that circumstantial evidence
Will likely be suppressed
Like OJ, he may skate
Then head back to his estate
Those fluorescing sheets weren't trouble
‘Cause the DNA was Bubble's
But at judge's behest
There's one final acid test
Michael may have trouble passing we have guessed
Because unlike OJ
His glove fits A-O-kay
If it fit
Can't acquit
Off to Martha's cell you'll git
Don't pro-test!
Your pap test!
BE THEIR GUEST!