Song Parodies -> Gay Pair Law!
| Original Song Title: | "Que Sera!" |
| Original Performer: | Doris Day |
| Parody Song Title: | "Gay Pair Law!" |
| Parody Written by: | TJC |
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Now that the rules have changed—again
In California, we can be wed
I’ll be your bridesmaid, best man and wife
Finally we’re PC
Gay pair law—hurrah!
Sure, we’ll bump monog-a-knees
Forget anniversaries
Gay pair law—hurrah!
Double he-licks, whee!
Cross dressing cats and diesel dykes
Tying those knots tight, can you foresee?
Boom-times for Springer, Howard and Rush
Now that we’re licensees!
Gay pair law’s guffaw--
Now courts view those ‘free love sprees’
Much more like adulteries
Gay pair law’s fatwa?
Bi-month*ly* ‘mony!
Seven year itches we may scratch
Wannabe Cochranes vie to emcee
Nuclear fam’lies, melting on down
Roe v. Wade’s now v. Me?
Gay pair law—voila!
Together forever we?
It's binding wedlock, you see
Très square--blah--bourgeois…
--No more ‘ways of three’?
Gay pair law say--Naaaaah!!
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Now that the rules have changed—again
In California, we can be wed
I’ll be your bridesmaid, best man and wife
Finally we’re PC
Gay pair law—hurrah!
Sure, we’ll bump monog-a-knees
Forget anniversaries
Gay pair law—hurrah!
Double he-licks, whee!
Cross dressing cats and diesel dykes
Tying those knots tight, can you foresee?
Boom-times for Springer, Howard and Rush
Now that we’re licensees!
Gay pair law’s guffaw--
Now courts view those ‘free love sprees’
Much more like adulteries
Gay pair law’s fatwa?
Bi-month*ly* ‘mony!
Seven year itches we may scratch
Wannabe Cochranes vie to emcee
Nuclear fam’lies, melting on down
Roe v. Wade’s now v. Me?
Gay pair law—voila!
Together forever we?
It's binding wedlock, you see
Très square--blah--bourgeois…
--No more ‘ways of three’?
Gay pair law say--Naaaaah!!
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bump monog-a-knees...lol
Funny, but so true here in NorCAL. Some of these lines I on't quite get, . . . but the "He-Licks" I do understand . . .
I didn't need a link to hear the OS - I remember that episode of The Simpsons where a comet was headed toward Springfield and Que Sera Sera was heard with the credits.
Fine job on sound-alike phrasing..many creative lines like, 'Cross dressing cats and diesel dykes'..all around great spoofing...and haven't seen ya' for a time, welcome back..
Thanks much all
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