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Song Parodies -> "Gay Pair Law!"

Original Song Title:

"Que Sera!"

Original Performer:

Doris Day

Parody Song Title:

"Gay Pair Law!"

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The Lyrics


Now that the rules have changed—again
In California, we can be wed
I’ll be your bridesmaid, best man and wife
Finally we’re PC

Gay pair law—hurrah!
Sure, we’ll bump monog-a-knees
Forget anniversaries
Gay pair law—hurrah!
Double he-licks, whee!

Cross dressing cats and diesel dykes
Tying those knots tight, can you foresee?
Boom-times for Springer, Howard and Rush
Now that we’re licensees!

Gay pair law’s guffaw--
Now courts view those ‘free love sprees’
Much more like adulteries
Gay pair law’s fatwa?
Bi-month*ly* ‘mony!

Seven year itches we may scratch
Wannabe Cochranes vie to emcee
Nuclear fam’lies, melting on down
Roe v. Wade’s now v. Me?

Gay pair law—voila!
Together forever we?
It's binding wedlock, you see

Très square--blah--bourgeois…
--No more ‘ways of three’?
Gay pair law say--Naaaaah!!


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alvin - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
UnKnownVotress - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny, but so true here in NorCAL. Some of these lines I on't quite get, . . . but the "He-Licks" I do understand . . .
2Eagle - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
I didn't need a link to hear the OS - I remember that episode of The Simpsons where a comet was headed toward Springfield and Que Sera Sera was heard with the credits.
AFW - June 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Fine job on sound-alike phrasing..many creative lines like, 'Cross dressing cats and diesel dykes'..all around great spoofing...and haven't seen ya' for a time, welcome back..
TJC - July 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks much all

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