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Song Parodies -> "Rude Spock, Lewd Spock!"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"Rude Spock, Lewd Spock!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

*Pon Farr – According to Star Trek lore, Vulcan males go into heat every seven years, consisting of a torrid 'blood fever', escalating tension, violence and finally death if they don't mate *pronto*!
I personally feel blessed to be on an eleven year cycle…
[ Sung half-in-the-bag by Checkov, as only a slurrin' Slovak can ]

Subspace 'em the news –
Pon Farr* starts today!
I've got to
Beam away from him -
Rude Spock,
Lewd Spock

This five year long cruise -
I'm bailin' today
Commander Spock’s ‘Commando’ -yow!
Rude Spock,
Lewd Spock!

Don’t wanna wake up
with that ‘cling-on’ in some weird 'meld'
To find when Vulcans latch on -
‘Docking’s’ compelled

Found little green pubes -
All over Sick Bay
I guess that’s why
we call him ‘Bones’
Big Spock, big crotch!

Even the - Borg’s his bitch
Gave their whole - cube jock itch
Ferengi too!
Rude Spock,
Lewd Spock!

~ Instrumental… with much fingering of instruments ~

Rude Spock,
Nude Spock!

I’m gonna dig up
Roddenberry out’ta his grave
And demand…
Who wrote this script?
Necks should be wrung -
Tell me they’re props -
Nimoy’s THAT hung?!

Tri-ox’ - n’ – stun – strength - booze
“Sure shaggin'”, they say…
He'd sure need lots
to ‘warp’ ol’ Kirk -
Jim gay - NO WAY!!!....?

B-u-t Farr gone Spock’s -
Humongous Savoir-faire
‘Broke Back’d’ Jim in his -
Own damn chair!






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John Barry - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
MUCH better than ST.
Captain Pacholek - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Logical? No. Fascinating? Yes!
TJC - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks John... Hope the Trekkies/Trekkers don't think I've gone too Farr!
Timmy1000 - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
555 - great parody and this comment from a Trekkie - real Trekkies should not be offended. Little green pubes - great line.
Mark Scotti - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Really funny and timely, with the new movie coming out!!!
TJC - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Many thanks to Captain's Pacholek, 1000 and Barry of the USS Mentorguys NC 1701-555!
TJC - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry, we cross-posted... Add Captain Scotti to the crew and assign him extra R & R on that pleasure planet...
Guy - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Warning - This parody will cause you to laugh Uranus off and Poopiter your pant-farr. Hilarious. I'm an old Trekkie and this is purely "warped". I LOLed throughout the read. You show some serious talent with this write, TJC. Keep 'em coming. 5 to beam up.
2Eagle - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Science fiction according to Freud. In English it's the meshuga.
Leo Keough - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Wow, this was great!!! - One LOL after another all the way through - 555's
Claude Prez - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Dude, I don't think I can ever give that "live long and prosper" sign again; it probably has a really scary meaning I don't know about. Great stuff here.
Tommy Vulcan' Turtle - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
"Found little green pubes/All over Sick Bay" and ‘Broke Back’d’ Jim in his - Own damn chair! " stood out, so to speak. Laughed Long and Hard at your Vulcan' around with the OS and OTVShow.

hmmm. journey was five years; mating period seven -- so 71.4285... % chance it would happen once during the journey. I seem to be on an eleven-hour cycle... and aren't the consequences of not mating pretty similar for Terrans? ... even if you run screaming the next am lol. Five-Five-Five-Year Journey for having Spock boldly go where no man/Vulcan/half-breed has gone before.
Christie Marie M - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
This is the funniest Star Trek parody ever! I especially love the last part of your song! Reminds me of my brother and his die-hard passion for Star Trek movies and shows. (Gives "live long and prosper" sign). Good show! You just managed to turn Star Trek into a musical and you used a perfect show tune to parody on! Allow me to beam you up 3 sets of 5's!!
TJC - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Guy: Nice homo-phono-flattery... thanks!
2Eagle: Sigmund Arthur C. Snark?
Leo: Thanks... this episode must have been from ST, The Next, Succeeding, Not Closely Following Generation!
Claude: Thanks... I believe that hand gesture was revived by Shatner on TJ Hooker and implied "Spread 'em!"
Tommy: Gracias guy! Yours truly put the 'nail' in Frank's coffin, and given what we now know about Vulcan proclivities, was pretty damn Spocktacular in its own right!
Christie M: Appreciate it... And as with 'Spamalot', Clay Aiken might just make the perfect singin' n' swingin' Vulcan song n' (no) pants man!
Below Average Dave - April 14, 2009 - Report this comment
Poor Sinatra, big target today, fun title--fun OS and easy 5s
alvin - April 15, 2009 - Report this comment
lmao...where no parody writer has gone before
Andy Primus - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody - Jim gay? No way - I used to watch Trek as a kid in the early 70's & I'm sure I remember him copping off in at least one of the episodes.
TJC - April 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Big thanks to BAD (yeah, he's had a rough go of it these past few weeks, heh!), Alvin (funny comment!), and Andy (I think you're right, but where's the fun in 'unambiguous'?!).

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