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Song Parodies -> "No Pills Dropped the Rolls From Me ."

Original Song Title:

"Its Still Rock & Roll To Me ."

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"No Pills Dropped the Rolls From Me ."

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

Low carb life styles may hit a few snags, but as they say in the business..."keto is neato"
Whatsamatta with the carbs I'm cravin' ?
(Dontcha know they're so yesterday)
Dr. Atkins bought the farm at 50
( I bought into his plan anyway)
I'm a soldier in his diet revolution
Body's getting' faulty, gotta shake my carb pollution
Flap-jacks, sweet snacks,
Sugar Pops, Cracker Jacks
They're all flabbin' rolls on me!

Whatsamatta with my French fried cheese-its?
(lose the batter but the later's rad)
You can gorge yourself on Crisco, baby
(But the carbo in a Tic-Tac's bad)
Go and buy yourself a new kitchen blender
Puree up a lamb chop and don't forget the Splenda
'Fat Fest' digest
Warned me of starch pests
They're all flabbin' rolls on me!



~ bridge ~
We all know now that a sugga' is a boogga'
and that honey is a morsel sin
I can understand why figs'll make ya bigga'
but a tub o' lard'll keep me thin?
Screw 'Jenny C' ! Girl, I'm in!
Ohhhhhh!


Whatsamatta darlin', feelin' guilty?
Ain't that double Quarter Pounder done?
Keep on chowin' down your third burger baby
But you better not be scarfin' that bun
Atkins fans tend to be temperamental
There's no sugar high to counteract'em goin' mental
Deep fried suicide
Ms. Jekyll, Carbo-Hyde
Love handle's: R.I.P.

Psych doc's balkin' bout my low-carb diet
But my dress size is down to '3' !

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Arwen - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent work on a song I've never been able to master...(but always wanted to)...555!
EmiLoca - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Fantastic! All this carb nonsense drives me off a cliff. And then picks me up. And drives me off again. (overused joke on my part) Until it catches up with me, I'll have that third platter of breaded spaghetti. Excellent pacing, very funny. 5-5-5
Leo Jay - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Well done!
Kristof Robertson - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
"Ms. Jekyll, carbo-hyde"....loverlee! 555
Stray Pooch - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent! Great clincher ending!
Meriadoc - June 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job! Specially loved the 'morsel sin' part!
TJC - June 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks all! Comments much appreciated. This was my first submission to this wonderful site (I stumbled upon by merest chance), and I hope to contribute more... I am astounded by the daily output of several of the more prolific of you!
Ashkicksass - June 29, 2004 - Report this comment
"Morsel sin" was my favorite too! Wonderful debut!

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