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Come wry with me, sup-ply some wry today!
If you can ewes homophones in ruse
Yule enhance yore spoof’s caché
Come wry with me—come wry ‘Am I’ today!

Come wry with me—Am Pie’s are phun to do!
If BoRap’s planned, Major Gen’s at hand
And your ‘Wreck’ is stewing, too
Implied—some sly ol’ wry’s abrew in you!

Once you post it up there
Where your ware’s compar’ified
Eagle-eyed
Peers may chide

Once your ‘roast’ is up there
They may say, “Your pacing’s queer!”
Wax severe
Or may cheer…
“Dude, Spaffolicious!”

Parody’s a whimsical buffet
No carved-in-stone’ rules of ‘funny-bone’
More a glee-for-all soiree
Iconic and moronic *both* make per-fect prey
So come wry with me—supply ‘Am I’ today!

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