Song Parodies -> Fatal Vice!
| Original Song Title: | "Edelweiss" |
| Original Performer: | Sound of Music |
| Parody Song Title: | "Fatal Vice!" |
| Parody Written by: | TJC |
Being left to one's own 'devices' can, on occasion, lead to less than desireable results! ~~ Don't know the OS? Tacky Edelweiss MIDI here
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Fatal vice!
Paid the price!
Auto-erotic bender!
Bought last night,
Cinched it tight
Should have checked out that vendor—
D'Oh! Ker-vor-ki-an's ® Creme Ser-ene™? !
Oxy-geen’s not flowing—
Crazy stiff!
Not sure if—
I am coming—or going!
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Fatal vice!
Paid the price!
Auto-erotic bender!
Bought last night,
Cinched it tight
Should have checked out that vendor—
D'Oh! Ker-vor-ki-an's ® Creme Ser-ene™? !
Oxy-geen’s not flowing—
Crazy stiff!
Not sure if—
I am coming—or going!
~~~
* Disclaimer: 'Creme Serene™ is in no way affiliated with EZ Bake MethMakr™, Seive-tastic™ Prophylactics, Bag-o-shards™ or Doc Spitshine’s Spike-Master 2000™
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clever and a unique concept
Thanks Alvin! And, sorry if I offended anyone out there... but you gotta admit--there's been damned few auto-erotic asphyxiation parodies of late!
The "coming or going" line is very chortle-worthy, TJC... as the "oxygeen" rhyme. Great idea, beautifully executed.
Short, but creatively sweet...and you evidently aroused the ire of the evil Doctor Wun..he operated on me a few days prior.
I got all choked up reading this. 555
Thanks guys! And LOL on phil's 'executed' and rick's 'choked-up' comments! Think the last stanza might have been a bit better as: Vision 's dim... / `Vorkian's... / Got me coming and going!
I 'bout died laughing
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The Sound of Music (1965 Film Soundtrack) album at Amazon.com
