~

I’m just a D-list actor,
who’s gone to paunch n’ gray
But back in sixty-six, man,
a young turk I could play
Though residuals still drip in,
I’m forgotten in L. A.
Or so I’d thought—
at least ‘til yes-ter-day!
~
My Trek bit-part made fan Rham pissed, Bro
High* on The Hill, he’s Shat on me
I once played ‘evil twin’ James Kirk
As queen-y ‘Captain Smirk'
Now my SAG card’s been whisked away—
NSA?

Snatched from K-mart—that Rham’s damn pissed, Bro
Hood o'er my head, flown ‘cross the sea
That schlocky part sure made fan Rham pissed, Bro
Now on my ass he’s gone
Che-ney!

[ Four years later ]

My Trek bit-part made fan Rham “Hiss!” go
High on The Hill, *still* pissed at me
It seems I dissed his hero Kirk
As hissy ‘Captain Quirk’
My yester-life’s been Rush’d away—
CIA?

[ Four more years have passed; now it’s ‘President’ Rahm ]

Wa-ter board’s spray—it’s just the pits, Bro
I’m Gitmo’s last, lone detainee
My Trek bit-part sure made Rahm damn pissed, Bro
Forgive him Lord
Rod-en-
ber-
ry!

~

*Rahm means ‘high’ in Hebrew