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Song Parodies -> "My Trek Bit-Part Made Fan 'Rham' Pissed, Bro!"

Original Song Title:

"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"

Original Performer:

Tony Bennett

Parody Song Title:

"My Trek Bit-Part Made Fan 'Rham' Pissed, Bro!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Not only is Barack’s chief of staff, Rahm 'Rhambo' Emanuel, an ardent practicing ‘Orthodox Trek’ fan, but the dude can really hold a grudge!

I’m just a D-list actor,
who’s gone to paunch n’ gray
But back in sixty-six, man,
a young turk I could play
Though residuals still drip in,
I’m forgotten in L. A.
Or so I’d thought—
at least ‘til yes-ter-day!
My Trek bit-part made fan Rham pissed, Bro
High* on The Hill, he’s Shat on me
I once played ‘evil twin’ James Kirk
As queen-y ‘Captain Smirk'
Now my SAG card’s been whisked away—

Snatched from K-mart—that Rham’s damn pissed, Bro
Hood o'er my head, flown ‘cross the sea
That schlocky part sure made fan Rham pissed, Bro
Now on my ass he’s gone

[ Four years later ]

My Trek bit-part made fan Rham “Hiss!” go
High on The Hill, *still* pissed at me
It seems I dissed his hero Kirk
As hissy ‘Captain Quirk’
My yester-life’s been Rush’d away—

[ Four more years have passed; now it’s ‘President’ Rahm ]

Wa-ter board’s spray—it’s just the pits, Bro
I’m Gitmo’s last, lone detainee
My Trek bit-part sure made Rahm damn pissed, Bro
Forgive him Lord


*Rahm means ‘high’ in Hebrew

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John Barry - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Rahmbunctious. Loved the ending.
Mark Scotti - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
I give you "Rahm" fives, on this great effort!!!
TJC - March 10, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks guys... I may be 'napped to Gitmo myself just for mentioning him...
alvin - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
great title switch
TJC - March 11, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin!
Andy Primus - March 12, 2009 - Report this comment
What Alvin said

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