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Song Parodies -> "Pun Regrettable!"

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Original Performer:

Nat and Natalie Cole (duet version)

Parody Song Title:

"Pun Regrettable!"

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The Lyrics

This pretty much sums up the situation at my house.... ~ ~ Unforgettable MIDI here ~ .

{ TJC sings (my WIFE echoes) }

Pun incredible! (Um, forgettable…)
Haute humor ‘haars’! (What, you from Mars?)

Fun in-headable! (Dumb n’ dreadable…)
Low-blow— Ewe spar! (Quid pro, Baaa’Czar!)

Homophones— (I find resistible…)
Yule enjoy— (Don’t ‘Cher’—they’re dissable!)

Laughs ‘Ev-er-more’…
(From "Pun’s ‘Pauly Shore'"?!)

Un-retractable… (Pun redactable…)
Once you submit! (For Pete’s sake, quit!)

And then ever score… (Banned for evermore…)
H’ewe-mungous hits! (Baaaa’d bytes —> baaaa’d bits!)

Puns, my darling—they’re ‘instead-a-full’
(More ‘Miss Car-o-line-air-head-esque bull’!)
Must you call mine “Dumb-spore spreadable spew”?
[ Muzakal Hinterlude (‘til 2:30 mark in MIDI ]
{ my WIFE sings (TJC echoes) }

Puns—inbred-n’-dull… (Funnin’ bred-in-skull!)
Some t’wit’s touché… (Pun Perrie-eh?!)

And for-ever-more… (Grand n’ clever lore!)
You’ll bomb this way! (No weigh, Jose!)

Though my ‘Maher-ling’*, it’s regrettable
That your humor’s ‘D’Oh un-gettable’!
For love’s sake, I’ll shun ‘ineffables’….
(Hon, you’ve grown some stunning ‘jesticles’…)
{ Both }
How I love you, pun-beget’able… ewe!

*comedian Bill Maher


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Invisible Boy - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Great idea TJC. Loved the dialogue. Are you sure you haven't been hanging around my house?
AFW - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Great Pun Parade here, TJ...Capital C in clever..This version would have made Nat Cole even cooler..
alvin - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
TJC - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks much IB, WFW and AR! Appreciate the comments... and by the way... I see I pasted in the version without the corrected 3rd to last line which should have read: "For our love, I'll pun inF'ables!"
Pauly Shore - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent parody, but I resent the hell out of stanza four!
Below Average Dave - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I feel a little slow today, kinda went over my head, I'll read it again later. . .
Jest-A-gal - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Loved all the puns, sir ! And i love the ~OS~ sung in duet by botrh Coles!
Tom and Tommy Turtle - April 17, 2009 - Report this comment
Would love to have been a fly in the wall when this duet occurred... Clever (perhaps original) meta-swap from NNC to (M/M) TJC.... and "jesticles" jest tickles!... Loved the happy ending line, vs., say, a T. Wynette follow up of D-I-V-O-R-C-E, on grounds of cruel and unusual pun-ishment.

Didn't want to comment before posting your tribute, so as not to give anything away... the tribute speaks for itself. 555 (Isn't this "copy/paste" stuff neat? You can leave the same comment multiple times!)

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