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Song Parodies -> "Hate Allspice"

Original Song Title:

"Edelweiss"

Original Performer:

Sound Of Music

Parody Song Title:

"Hate Allspice"

Parody Written by:

TJC

The Lyrics

to tune of Edelweiss Don't know the OS? Tacky Edelweiss MIDI here
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Hate Allspice*!
Grey-hulled shiest!
Damned 'pimenta Jamaican'!
Posh?—Think more…
Cinna-whore
Nutmeg’s trailer-park gay kin!

Scary-clove—very! Won’t touch on dare
Wrong as ‘Paris Aiken’!

Ginger: ‘Swank’
Allspice: ‘Skank’
Taste? Like ‘Sir Francis™ bacon’!

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*Allspice, also called Jamaica pepper or newspice, is the dried unripe fruit of the Pimenta dioica plant. The name "allspice" was coined by the English, who thought it combined the flavour of several aromatic spices, such as cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves.—from Wikipedia.

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stuart mcarthur - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
clever last line TJC, but my fave was "Nutmeg’s trailer-park gay kin" - ah poor cinnamon - we were all thinking that but none of us dared say it - 555
Kristof Robertson - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
With you on this one, TJC...allspice is all-bleeeah in my books. Great fun....especially the nutmeg line. 555
alvin - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
unigue concept...i dug it
McKludge - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
But a good jerk is tasty, um, maybe I want to rephrase that... 555
AFW - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Your parody about allspice is allnice
PMS - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Nutmeg line line was tasty
Tommy Turtle - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Ginger was swank, but imho, Mary Ann was hotter... You clove neatly through TOS with multum in parvo wordplay.... and a very oregano concept. Parse (ley) these Fives.
Walt Conner - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Gutten Tag und gutten tite ! Nice and concise All "Chi V-V-V s" for your spice rack
TJC - October 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks guys/gals... makes me feel guilty what with Stu, Kristof, and Tommy Turtle all goin' pedal-to-the-metal on monster OS's these past two days... Well, as Karl Marx once said (and I think that was probably first published on Russia's sister-site 'VhatFreakovitches!) “From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his 'seed'”... er, maybe that was Christopher Plummer...

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